I sing at full volume while listening to music in my car.
I have received many interesting stares from occupants in other cars because of it.
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
In person, people find me to be shy, but I really like Karaoke and will sing with a few drinks at me. If they've got some Cheap Trick on the play list, I don't even need the drinks.
Wear gaudy colors, or avoid display. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one. The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live. Be like your ancestors or be different. We must repeat!
I broke up with my last girlfriend "afterwards"
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When nobody is home, I'll turn up the stereo and air-guitar myself to death, complete with white-man overbite and pointing to the girls in the crowd.
The dog sits in the kitchen and watches me with a puzzled look.
She used to wake me up with coffee ever morning
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
"This isn’t stats vs scouts - this is stats and scouts working together, building an organization that blends the best of both worlds. This is the blueprint for how a baseball organization should be run. And, whether the baseball men of the 20th century like it or not, this is where baseball is going."---Dave Cameron, U.S.S. Mariner
I used to do peanut butter, jelly and baloney sandwiches...
Now I leave out the baloney and mix the peanut butter and jelly up in a bowl (it really does make a difference) before making the sandwich....
Fried P&J sandwiches (or use the George Foreman grill) kick butt too.....
"This isn’t stats vs scouts - this is stats and scouts working together, building an organization that blends the best of both worlds. This is the blueprint for how a baseball organization should be run. And, whether the baseball men of the 20th century like it or not, this is where baseball is going."---Dave Cameron, U.S.S. Mariner
I once heaved in my mother's herb garden after a particularly late night out. I was 19 at the time and living with my parents, so sneaking out and drinking was not at all acceptable. Yet when I got home, I knew the heavie-jeaveys were coming and would be rather unexplainable, so I went out back at around 4 a.m. and just let loose right into the patch of Mother of Thyme.
It was good fertilizer, I convinced myself.
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
My uncle talked me into urinating on an electric fence when I was around 5. Talk about learning a lesson the painful way.
I did much the same thing while home on break from university. Launched all over my fathers sidewalk. I was awoken the next morning around 7:30am by a less than pleased father who asked me, "who woopsied on my sidewalk"?
Shortly thereafter, I was on the sidewalk with a garden hose, bucket of hot water and a scrub brush.
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