Another former Red, Walter Niels "Cuckoo" Christensen.
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Once the all-fowl team is assembled, I assume we'll try to hire Bob Nightengale as the team's beat reporter?
max venable (09-19-2013)
Bought from St. Paul in 1926 Christensen immediately grabbed the fans attention with acrobatic somersaults in the outfield and the habit of hanging near the stands and talking to the fans, grabbing their hearts; this all the while fooling the Reds enough to have them trade Edd Roush and hand the CF job to Christensen… who failed horribly
Code:YEAR AVG SLG OBA OPS 1926 .350 .438 .426 .864 1927 .254 .286 .330 .617
Bob Borkowski (09-19-2013)
Evidently, Jose Canseco wants on the all-fowl team:
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Always Red (09-19-2013),westofyou (09-19-2013)
Doug "The Red Rooster" Rader
She used to wake me up with coffee ever morning
Always Red (09-19-2013)
You guys got most of them. Sorry if I repeat.
How about LaTroy Hawkins and Tim Layana Doug Bird for the bullpen
Layne Nix in the OF
Branch Rickey would add structure to the front office
Cecil Cooper ? Ok, I think I need to stop, except...
Somehow Nicole Eggert has to be on this team for eye candy too.
[Phil ] Castellini celebrated the team's farm system and noted the team had promising prospects who would one day be great Reds -- and then joke then they'd be ex-Reds, saying "of course we're going to lose them". #SellTheTeamBob
Nov. 13, 2007: One of the greatest days in Reds history: John Allen gets the boot!
Woody Woodward
Perhaps it's just because I'm hungry but I feel the following deserve mention in this thread.
Dusty Baker
Ryan Cook
Boileryard Clark
Woody Fryman
Cy Fried
Frank Bastert
Oh, and they should play in the rotisserie league.
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand
Vida Blue (footed booby)
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