I was once "Bagger of the Week" at Food Lion.
Oh, and I'm a cancer survivor.
I was once "Bagger of the Week" at Food Lion.
Oh, and I'm a cancer survivor.
"I can make all the stadiums rock."
-Air Supply
Some guy gave me $20 the other day for ripping up the carpet in his basement.
Makes all the routine posts.
When I was in Paris as a lad, I witnessed my father step in 4 piles of dogpoop. In one day. Total schlimazel.
“And when finally they sense that some position cannot be sustained, they do not re-examine their ideas. Instead, they simply change the subject.” Jamie Galbraith
I once about sliced my hand off goofing around with a power sprayer. About 2600PSI with the 0 degree nozzel. I have a pretty rightous scar across my wrist/top of hand.
I hit my only ligament Little League HR off Al Kaline's son Mike.
Pretty sure you mean "legitimate" not "ligament".Originally Posted by westofyou
School's out. What did you expect?
Here's another one... I rarely check the spell check results in Firefox.
I once went to a Triple Feature of the first 3 Planet of the Apes Films and threw a wad of chewed up juju bees in a womans bee hive.
A ligament is what gets replaced when you have Tommy John Surgery.
School's out. What did you expect?
MC Hammer was too legitimate to quitimate.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
No Duh.... like I said I didn't read the spell check results... give me negative reputation points then.
I had two girlfriends at the same time but neither of them knew of each other. One girl lived a good hour away and from the city where myself and the other girl lived, so I figured I was safe right?? Well the parents of Girlfriend "A" had a 25th anniversary party and I came to find out the parents of Girlfriend "B" were the bestman and bridesmaid of Girlfriend "A's" parents. That was one very, very interesting anniversary party for sure!!!
"Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it." Cal Hubbard
I once dated the daughter of a prominent Columbus weatherperson.
I was in a band that opened for Def Leppard.
I once drunk 6 cans of Yoohoo in one hour.
When I was a DJ at the OSU student radio station, I once had a caller to the station confuse me with somebody else and make physical threats against me over the air.
My friend and I used to be miscreants, and we made the "police report" of our local suburban newspaper three times in one summer.
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
I was suspended then expelled in 6th grade because of a swiss army knife, and no I did not use it in anyway.
Go Gators!
my point was that spell check wouldn't have made a difference as you used a "ligament" word.No Duh.... like I said I didn't read the spell check results... give me negative reputation points then.
School's out. What did you expect?
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