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    Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2013/10/...tire-cardinals

    Ready...


    Wait for it....


    Hold....


    Hold....


    HOLD...


    GO!


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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    oh boy lol

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    Can the dumb jokes retire with him?
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    How will he ever explain this to his son?

    (I win)

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    Wait. He's still alive?
    Stick to your guns.

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    Carpenter may move to a front office position with the Cardinals following his retirement.
    "Assistant Angry Guy to the GM"

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    How classy and Cardinal Way of him to announce this now rather than wait until the playoffs are over...

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    Carpenter may move to a front office position with the Cardinals following his retirement.
    I'm hearing he'd likely turn that down.. His real passion is the height of the pitching mound.

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    Quote Originally Posted by Wonderful Monds View Post
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    “I don’t care,” Votto said of passing his friend and former teammate. “He’s in the past. Bye-bye, Jay.”

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Servo View Post
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    He can hire Brian McCann to be his assistant.

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Servo View Post
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    Chief Officer of Baseball and Yelling At People Operations

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    Fireworks coordinator

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    Quote Originally Posted by Wonderful Monds View Post
    "Assistant Angry Guy to the GM"
    Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    Quote Originally Posted by Wonderful Monds View Post
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    Special Press Liason to Chris Carpenter's Son.
    How do we know he's not Mel Torme?

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    Re: Chris Carpenter going to announce his retirement...

    What's the record for most protests filed in a season?


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