don't fry bacon...nude.
don't fry bacon...nude.
1st pick of the 2023 baseball amateur draft
Using a steak knife to poke holes in a shower curtain is probably overkill.
"I can make all the stadiums rock."
-Air Supply
When entering a freeway ramp never assume the car immediately in front of you has made the same commitment to merge as you have; because when you hit the gas at the same time as they hit the brakes, bad things are almost always the result. BTW, fenders crumple alot more than they bend.
Never pull a zipper closed without making sure everything is tucked in first.
Cookie dough ice cream will not become cookies if you bake it.
I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and 4,000 hits."
-Pete Rose
I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and 4,000 hits."
-Pete Rose
While driving down the interstate at 70 mph and the top down, do not, I repeat, do not decide it's a good time to wash the windshield.
Will trade this space for a #1 starter.
Do not tell your girlfriend when asked, that you look at "adult" material, if you get my drift. :thumbdown
Dont peg your pants....ever
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You're with the wrong girlfriend.Do not tell your girlfriend when asked, that you look at "adult" material, if you get my drift.
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