Joey Votto not being on the All-Star team is like the No. 1 team in the nation playing in the NIT.
I hope when Arthur Rhodes gets to the All-Star game he's not intimidated by the veterans.
It's time for my yearly proposal for the On-Base Percentage Derby.
Votto just needs to work on his Stardom skillset.
I hope the All-Star game goes 20 innings and Omar Infante has to play nine positions.
But I guess if set-up men can be All-Stars then utility men can too. Next: Loogies.
At what point will "we might actually have a shot at the playoffs if everything keeps going right" turn into outrage that it didn't?
I think we should promise not to complain about Dusty's lineup if he gets to make one for the All-Star game next year.