Did dude even bring a bag to carry it all in? Did he think ahead at all?
Did dude even bring a bag to carry it all in? Did he think ahead at all?
Originally Posted by Raisor
I know it's surprising, but I don't think he did.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
This reminds me of a joke I heard the other day....
Man walks into a bank and robs it.
On his way out of the bank, the robber says to a guy on the ground "Did you see me rob the bank?" Guy answers "Yes". Robber shoots the guy.
Robber says to another guy on the ground "Did you see me rob the bank?" Guy answers "No, but my wife did."
I hear a dime bag of pot is really expensive nowadays.
Maybe this was an ingenious way, by the GF's mother, to finally put an end to her daughter's relationship with this pothead?.... "Here's a check for 36 billion. Run down to the store and get me a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and a case of Hostess Ho-Hos, and keep the change!":
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
And a firearm to boot.
That's extra style points right there.
I know I shouldn't be thinking this far ahead...but why start a record company when you have 360 billion? Shouldn't you be buying an island and starting your own country?
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I hear a dime bag of pot is really expensive nowadays.
Maybe this was an ingenious way, by the GF's mother, to finally put an end to her daughter's relationship with this pothead?.... "Here's a check for 36 billion. Run down to the store and get me a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and a case of Hostess Ho-Hos, and keep the change!"
It was $360 Billion, Mole Man.
Yeah, get it straight, GAC. If it had been 36 million like you said, it might have worked.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
I received a 6/29/2007 earning statement for the amount of $59,796.78
(I know that's chump change for most of you guys...wrong decimal point in the "hours worked" column...and yes, it was direct-deposited into my checking account...fortunately, payroll "corrected" it before I got audited)
I also have an uncashed money order from some guy in Nigeria...but hey, who doesn't?
Last edited by gm; 08-28-2008 at 06:12 PM.
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For the life of me, I still can't figure out how this guy's plan went heywire.
Plus another couple years mandatory time on the firearm specification for the indictment.
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Why would he need a bag? He figured they'd just give him three 120 billion dollar bills.
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Pretty stupid huh? Me? I would have been a lot smarter and instead opened up an account there and got the free toaster.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
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