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I can't imagine what this means for tequila!
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I can't imagine what this means for tequila!
"Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there. And I also hope that you will choose to make some of that trouble on behalf of women." - Nora Ephron
For me, there are three categories:
1. I would.
2. I wouldn't.
3. I would if I were drunk.
Arent No. 2 & No. 3 the same thing?
I think it's more like this actually:
I would - She's hot, at least too you. You brag about it (when your young anyhow) to your buddies.
I would if I were drinking - She passes the teeth/hair/skin test but she's rumored to have been around & she's not really what you might call attractive. You mention it afterwards to your best friend but with a tone of disbelief & regret and only if he promises it will go no further.
I might if I were really wasted & desperate - She's got good teeth but she's definitely been around and she's definitely not considered even average looking. You rip on the buddy who is nearly unconscious when he gets taken advantage of by her.
Not even if I were passed out - Everythings a mess, she's been around (tonight) and she doesn't shower regularly. You attack with a whip & chair when she approaches a drunken & almost passed out pal.
I know women think we will do anything, but even the sickest of us have some standards although i'm not sure what they are for those merry few.
"You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one."
--Woody Hayes
No, the categories are like this:
I would, she wouldn't.
I would, she wouldn't but maybe her friend would.
I would, she would.
I would if her friend would too.
I would if I were drunk.
I would if I were drunk and her friend would too.
I wouldn't.
It's a pretty easy system. I never had the pleasure of really getting past "I would, she wouldn't", but I'm sure the system works for someone.
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I'm getting some good laughs out of this thread. And yeah, for Roseanne, I might have to turn it up to 11.
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--Woody Hayes
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