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    Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,259283,00.html

    SALT LAKE CITY — SkyWest Airlines apologized to a passenger who said he wasn't allowed to use the restroom during a one-hour flight and ended up urinating in an air-sickness bag after two "really big beers."

    James Whipple was on a flight to Salt Lake City from Boise, Idaho, on March 7 and wanted to use the cabin restroom. The captain, however, had declared it off-limits during the short flight because a light wasn't working.

    Whipple said he had two "really big beers" in the Boise airport. He used the cabin restroom before the plane departed but had to go again and finally reached for the air-sickness bag.

    "It was like I had no choice," Whipple told The Salt Lake Tribune, which posted the story on its Web site Friday.

    No other passengers noticed Whipple using the bag, but a flight attendant asked him about it and told the captain, who called airport police. Whipple was questioned and took a taxi home to Sandy, a Salt Lake City suburb.

    The airline sent him a letter of apology and a flight voucher, SkyWest spokeswoman Sabrena Suite-Mangum said Friday.

    She said SkyWest decided to go ahead with the flight and get the light fixed in Salt Lake City, rather than delaying it or canceling it for repairs.



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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    So...what did they do with the bag, or is this something we don't want to know?

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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Yech, I can't imagine those bags would stay waterproof for very long.

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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    Yech, I can't imagine those bags would stay waterproof for very long.
    Well, they are designed to hold disgusting liquid materials.
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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Nobody noticed a guy taking a 2 minute whiz in a paper bag on an airplane?

    I think I've had those "two" beers before. It's like when I was 18 and came home blind drunk, passed out in the side yard of my parents house, and my dad found me lying there the next morning when he came out to get the morning paper. "How many beers did you have, son?". "Oh, maybe a couple, but they were really big". Like 2 gallon tubs.
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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by rotnoid View Post
    Whipple was on a flight to Salt Lake City from Boise, Idaho, on March 7 and wanted to use the cabin restroom.
    He just wanted in the restroom to make sure no other passengers would squeeze the Charmin...


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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Boise to Salt Lake. What is that a 20 minute flight? If it were a six year old kid who had just downed a litre of apple juice I'd be inclined to have a little sympathy. But two big beers? Grownups should know to make sissy before boarding the plane.
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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    my dad found me lying there the next morning when he came out to get the morning paper. "How many beers did you have, son?". "Oh, maybe a couple, but they were really big". Like 2 gallon tubs.
    Just like when Richie Cunningham went to the bachelor party... How many beers did you have his dad asked.... well the glasses were really tiny was Richies reply... well how many did you have?

    Seventy Three..

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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    Grownups should know to make sissy before boarding the plane.
    The article said he went before boarding the plane.
    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou View Post
    Just like when Richie Cunningham went to the bachelor party... How many beers did you have his dad asked.... well the glasses were really tiny was Richies reply... well how many did you have?

    Seventy Three..
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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Tucker View Post
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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by registerthis View Post
    The article said he went before boarding the plane.

    He broke the seal.
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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by registerthis View Post
    The article said he went before boarding the plane.
    Then he needs to wear an adult diaper.
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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    Then he needs to wear an adult diaper.
    Amen.

    Put a clothes pin on it and shut up already.

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    Re: Here's to you Mr. Can't hold it for another 30 minutes guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou View Post
    Just like when Richie Cunningham went to the bachelor party... How many beers did you have his dad asked.... well the glasses were really tiny was Richies reply... well how many did you have?

    Seventy Three..
    When I read Roy's post, my first thought was "beer in teeny-weenie glasses."
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