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Smells Like Teen Spirit
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 6,486
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Dumb Criminal: Robber calls victim back to apologize, ask her out on a date
http://www.delawareonline.com/newsjo...obberytur.html
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Puffy 3:16
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Panama City Beach
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Re: Dumb Criminal: Robber calls victim back to apologize, ask her out on a date
Thats how I met my first wife.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Phoenix
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Re: Dumb Criminal: Robber calls victim back to apologize, ask her out on a date
"Baby, back there, when I was holding a gun to your head, screaming 'Shut up and give me your money!', I couldn't help but notice that banging bod of yours, and I figured we should get to talkin'."
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Puffy 3:16
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Panama City Beach
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Re: Dumb Criminal: Robber calls victim back to apologize, ask her out on a date
"Hey Baby, wanna see my "other" gun later tonight??"
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Where's my chair?
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Dumb Criminal: Robber calls victim back to apologize, ask her out on a date
Great story.
Guess the guys forgot to put their Darth Vader suits on
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Churlish
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Olathe, KS
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Re: Dumb Criminal: Robber calls victim back to apologize, ask her out on a date
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Smells Like Teen Spirit
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Phoenix
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Re: Dumb Criminal: Robber calls victim back to apologize, ask her out on a date
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Member
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 12,686
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Re: Dumb Criminal: Robber calls victim back to apologize, ask her out on a date
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"That's no pop gun, that's my love gun".
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"But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures." |
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