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Old 02-21-2005, 04:59 PM   #1
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Poor Poor Paris



A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Journey onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead....

http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/20.../parishacking/

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Half of young Hollywood is reportedly changing their phone numbers today. That's because celebutante PARIS HILTON's private cell-phone records were allegedly hacked into and the numbers of her star pals posted on the Internet over the weekend for the world to see -- and dial.

"If you're one of Paris' pals all of your info is out there for everyone to see," Page Six Reporter PAULA FROELICH says. "We're talking CHRISTINA AGUILERA, LINDSAY LOHAN and EMINEM."

Email addresses were also exposed. Even "The Insider"'s own PAT O'BRIEN, who was listed in the heiress' directory, was spammed. "I'm getting 50 emails a minute!" he told Paris pal BIJOU PHILLIPS at the Daytona 500 over the weekend. "I woke up this morning with 300 missed calls and 400 emails," Bijou exclaimed, "like from people in Ireland and the Netherlands."

Hilton's cell invasion could be part of an Internet fraud investigation. Just last week, a 22-year-old hacker pleaded guilty to a single felony charge of intentionally accessing a protected computer and recklessly causing damage. NICOLAS JACOBSEN was allegedly also able to download candid photos taken by camera phone users, including Hollywood celebrities.

Paris uses a device that is an all-in-one cellphone, camera, digital organizer and email terminal.
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Old 02-21-2005, 05:05 PM   #2
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Re: Poor Poor Paris

Are her 15 minutes up, yet?
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Old 02-21-2005, 05:18 PM   #3
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Are her 15 minutes up, yet?
I wish. That vapid, pretentious, insufferable, half-witted skank makes Courtney Love look like Mother Theresa.
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Old 02-21-2005, 05:28 PM   #4
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Thank goddness she deleted my number. Breaking up with her saved me a real headache.
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Old 02-21-2005, 05:50 PM   #5
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Re: Poor Poor Paris

A google search for "Paris Hilton phone" leads to some sites which have copies of the pics retrieved from Paris's phone. Nearly all of the photos have her in them. Some of them are not appropriate for posting here. I think only 1 had Redsland in it.

Funny, I have a camera phone, too and I'm in none of the pics on my phone.
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Old 02-21-2005, 06:46 PM   #6
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A google search for "Paris Hilton phone" leads to some sites which have copies of the pics retrieved from Paris's phone. Nearly all of the photos have her in them. Some of them are not appropriate for posting here. I think only 1 had Redsland in it.

Funny, I have a camera phone, too and I'm in none of the pics on my phone.
Heres a link to her phone numbers, I think im going to dial Lil Jon right now

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Old 02-21-2005, 06:53 PM   #7
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Paris Hilton makes Jessica Simpson look like Marie Curie.

Proof that blue blood inbreeding does dilute the gene pool a bit.
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Old 02-21-2005, 07:28 PM   #8
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There also numbers or emails for people like:
Mark Cuban
Victoria Gotti
Nick Carter
Anna Kournikova
Avril Lavigne
Lil Jon
Ashley Olsen
Ashlee Simpson
Usher
Vin Diesel
+ a bunch of other people

Today on MTV Lil Jon was on there accepting an award and after accepting it he told people to stop calling his cellphone.

:MandJ:

It must really suck for these people, there probably getting hundreds or thousands of calls a day.

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Old 02-21-2005, 07:57 PM   #9
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WOW!! This is earthbreaking stuff!

BTW, who are all these people?

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Old 02-21-2005, 08:03 PM   #10
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Say what you want, but......

There isn't a guy I know that wouldn't nail her, just to say he nailed a rich chick.
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:09 PM   #11
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I would be very careful about posting those numbers. I just read an article where the Secret Service has already shut down several sites where they found the numbers posted.
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:25 PM   #12
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I would be very careful about posting those numbers. I just read an article where the Secret Service has already shut down several sites where they found the numbers posted.
That's funny. I thought that the Secret Service protected the President and his family, not Paris Hilton and her friends.

Scary seeing Stephen King's name in there.
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:42 PM   #13
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That's funny. I thought that the Secret Service protected the President and his family, not Paris Hilton and her friends.

Scary seeing Stephen King's name in there.

Actually, their primary duty is to destroy all the old money no longer in circulation. (but I digress)
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Old 02-21-2005, 09:01 PM   #14
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Re: Poor Poor Paris

I noticed Rite Aid was on it. Nice and handy for those pesky genital warts that keep mysteriously reoccuring.
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Old 02-21-2005, 09:06 PM   #15
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Actually, their primary duty is to destroy all the old money no longer in circulation. (but I digress)
In the new world order, pictures of Paris Hilton will be accepted as currency.
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