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Big League Choo!
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
http://www.channelcincinnati.com/new...88/detail.html
Man Dead On Futon For Nearly 10 Years Before Family Notices Father Found Lying Dead On Futon POSTED: 2:52 pm EST March 9, 2005 TOKYO -- A Japanese man and his two sisters were worried something might be wrong with dad. And they were right. The old man had been dead for nearly a decade. Police questioned the three elderly siblings Tuesday, after the decomposing body of their father was found lying on a futon bed in the family's home. Police said the man's children thought he was still alive, but became worried lately and consulted a relative. Police said judging by the condition of the remains, the father could have died as long as 10 years ago. |
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The Lineups stink.
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: West N. Carolina
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
Oh my....
No way they thought he was still alive...this sounds fishy
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Puffy's Daddy
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Centerville, OH
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
No way.
Futons last 5, 6 years tops.
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CELEBRATION TIME
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: San Marcos, CA
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
It may sound fishy. But it smells more like bull crap.
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CELEBRATION TIME
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: San Marcos, CA
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
My theory is they killed Dad and dug up someone with similar DNA to put in his place. Possibly an Uncle. And buried Dad in the Uncle's place.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
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You know his story
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Norfolk, VA
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
I'm not watching TV with Dad. He smells and that room is freezing.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Phoenix
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
Ew, that's gross. Moooooommmmm. Rover is chewing on Dad's calf.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Phoenix
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
But seriously, I understand this.
I mean, everyone has that room in their home they haven't been in for about 10 years. |
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Baseball card addict
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Piqua
Posts: 4,426
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
i would take it this is not a close family.
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We Need Our Myths
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Overlooking GABP
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
Can somebody say Norman Bates?
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Team Puffy Leadoff Hitter
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Bexley OH
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
maybe I should check my roomate's vitals.
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For a Level Playing Field
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Oakwood, OH
Posts: 11,240
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
Quote:
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The Lineups stink.
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: West N. Carolina
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Re: Wonder why dad hasn't left the futon in 10 years?
:MandJ: :MandJ:
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