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Old 03-21-2005, 03:20 PM   #1
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Iowa Girl Buys Prom Date For $29.95

LA PORTE CITY, Iowa -- Stu Hemesath is earning nearly $30 -- as a prom date.

The Union High School senior from La Porte City, Iowa, auctioned himself off as a date on eBay. Rachel Kay is shelling out $29.95 to have Stu escort her to the prom.

The Cedar Falls student said she didn't think she would actually win the auction. Rachel said she just entered a bid to make her ex-boyfriend jealous.

Stu thinks his date will be getting a lot for her money. He said he's popular and a wrestler. Stu added that girls tell him he's pretty hot.
Stu added that girls tell him he's pretty hot. :MandJ:
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Old 03-21-2005, 03:23 PM   #2
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Stu added that girls tell him he's pretty hot. :MandJ:
Thus necessitating the need to auction yourself off on ebay.
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Old 03-21-2005, 03:26 PM   #3
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I once auctioned myself off on Ebay. Let's just say I brought in a pretty penny.

No really, it was a really good looking penny. Very shiney.
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Old 03-21-2005, 03:28 PM   #4
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Here is a link to this kid's ebay auction.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...564628851&rd=1
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Old 03-21-2005, 03:32 PM   #5
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sweet pimp hat and cane there, buddy.
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Old 03-21-2005, 03:56 PM   #6
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Don’t think that just because I’m putting myself on ebay that I am a ****** bag. I’m not.
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Old 03-21-2005, 03:58 PM   #7
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I enjoyed that line as well, Z. Good stuff.
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Old 03-21-2005, 04:09 PM   #8
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Qualifications: ... (if ur nice looking I'll pry get you a nice flower).
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Old 03-21-2005, 05:47 PM   #9
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One girl was voted hottest in the class and homecoming queen, and the other is just incredibly hot. I’m not a chump.
How much did he pay her to go to the prom with him????????????
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Old 03-21-2005, 05:52 PM   #10
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And here is yet another opportunity I missed to cash in, simply by being born too early.
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Old 03-21-2005, 05:55 PM   #11
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And here is yet another opportunity I missed to cash in, simply by being born too early.
You're married aren't you? If not, then hey this chance is still on the table

Heck, even if you are married, I'm sure you're wife will understand you making a few bucks on the side
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Old 03-21-2005, 06:10 PM   #12
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You're married aren't you? If not, then hey this chance is still on the table

Heck, even if you are married, I'm sure you're wife will understand you making a few bucks on the side
I just stick with being a pimp. They say you shouldn't date employees. :mhcky21:
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Old 03-22-2005, 12:34 AM   #13
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sweet pimp hat and cane there, buddy.
I thought the same thing until I saw the two girls he was with. Now I own the same get up.
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Old 03-22-2005, 09:24 AM   #14
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It would have been hilarious if a dude had won that auction.
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