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Puffy · 05-04-2005, 02:08 PM

Cartman: I'm sorry for all those times I called you a stupid jew.
Kyle: But Cartman, I AM JEWISH.
Cartman: Don't be so hard on yourself.

BuckU · 05-04-2005, 03:16 PM

Stan: Hey Wendy!
Wendy: Stan do you have on your condom?
Stan: No
Wendy: Aggghhhh, go away!

Puffy · 05-04-2005, 03:51 PM

Satan: Saddam, do you think of other people when your with me?
Saddam: Satan, you *ss is big and red. Who am I gonna think of - Liza Minelli?

BuckU · 05-04-2005, 03:55 PM

Cartman: No Kitty.....No Kitty.....No Kitty this is my pot pie. MOM, KITTY'S BEING A D*LDO!

Cartman's Mom: Well I know a kitty kittly who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.

Cartman: .........What?

Redsland · 05-04-2005, 04:40 PM

Kenny: Mmmffll mmmrrrml rrml.

Patrick Bateman · 05-04-2005, 05:18 PM

"If some girl was disrespecting me, I would be like: Hey you go bake me a pie"
Cartman

Ravenlord · 05-04-2005, 06:32 PM

Rabbi: "O Moses, what do you desire?"

Moses: "...Macoroni shell pictures!"

Redsland · 05-04-2005, 06:57 PM

For worchestershire recipes, press one.

If worchestershire sauce has been used as an embalming fluid, press two.

Hap · 05-05-2005, 01:12 AM

In no particular order...

You're a turd sandwich.

Gosh darn (masked profanity) you, Mongorrians!!!!!!!!

You ssink because I Chinee I know how buill wall!!!!!

FTFTFTFT!!!!!!!!! And that's how you get to the auto garage.

Stupid spoiled (masked profanity) video playset, let the whole world see your (masked profanity).

Just let me get high. I know I can remember it if I just get high.

15fan · 05-05-2005, 08:14 AM

Hey...that kind of looks like...Tom Selleck.

Phase 1 - Collect underpants.
Phase 2 - .......
Phase 3 - Profit!

Cant Touch This · 05-05-2005, 08:29 AM

Mr. Garrison: Let's start the day with a few new math problems -- what is five times two? C'mon children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot... Yes. Clyde?

Clyde: Twelve.

Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try and get an answer from somebody who is not a complete retard. Anyone? Don't be shy...

Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!
Cartman: ma-me-ma-me-ma-me-ma (mocking Kyle)
Kyle: Shut up fat boy.
Cartman: Hey! Dont' call me fat, you f***ing jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the 'f word?'
Cartman: Jew??
Kyle: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say f*** in school you f***ing fat a**.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the f*** not?
Mr Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said f*** again.
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: mmmf
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f***, f***ety, f*** f*** f***.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
(classroom gasp)
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...(Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Stan: Oh, f***.

TRF · 05-05-2005, 01:24 PM

We're hunting the mexican staring frog from southern sri lanka.

How about a giant talking taco that craps ice cream?

and anything tweek says. Aggh!

05-05-2005, 01:47 PM

Stan: "You can't do that you big sthilly goosth!"
Randy:"What did you say?"
Stan: "What I called Cartman a big silly goose."
Randy: "You call your friend an @**hole like any other normal kid."
Stan: "But I don't want to."
Randy: "DO IT!!!"
Stan: "@**hole?"
Cartman: "Don't call me an @**hole ya sonuvab****!"

05-05-2005, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hap

In no particular order...

You're a turd sandwich.

Gosh darn (masked profanity) you, Mongorrians!!!!!!!!

You ssink because I Chinee I know how buill wall!!!!!

Say helro to my rittle friend Mongolyans!

I don't buill wall, I jas own & operate the $hity Wok!

Damnit, how come ev'time us Chinee build $hity wall stupid Mongolyans have to come knock it down?!

05-05-2005, 01:56 PM

On Mondays she's a b****
on Tuesday she's a b****
on Wednesday and Saturday she's a b****
then on Sunday just to different she's a major royal b****

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b**** in the whole wide world!

I really mean it Kyle's mom, she's a big fat f****** b****, big ol' fat f****** b**** Kyle's Mom!!!!

Cartman: "What?" (turns around) oh f***!

05-04-2005, 02:08 PM	#16
Puffy Puffy 3:16 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Panama City Beach Posts: 13,668	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes Cartman: I'm sorry for all those times I called you a stupid jew. Kyle: But Cartman, I AM JEWISH. Cartman: Don't be so hard on yourself. __________________ "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum." - - Rowdy Roddy Piper "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man" - - Fletch

05-04-2005, 03:16 PM	#17
BuckU Not Laughing Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 661	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes Stan: Hey Wendy! Wendy: Stan do you have on your condom? Stan: No Wendy: Aggghhhh, go away! __________________ Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ~Oscar Wilde

05-04-2005, 03:51 PM	#18
Puffy Puffy 3:16 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Panama City Beach Posts: 13,668	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes Satan: Saddam, do you think of other people when your with me? Saddam: Satan, you *ss is big and red. Who am I gonna think of - Liza Minelli? __________________ "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum." - - Rowdy Roddy Piper "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man" - - Fletch

05-04-2005, 03:55 PM	#19
BuckU Not Laughing Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 661	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes Cartman: No Kitty.....No Kitty.....No Kitty this is my pot pie. MOM, KITTY'S BEING A D*LDO! Cartman's Mom: Well I know a kitty kittly who's sleeping with Mommy tonight. Cartman: .........What? __________________ Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ~Oscar Wilde

05-04-2005, 04:40 PM	#20
Redsland You know his story Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 7,713	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes Kenny: Mmmffll mmmrrrml rrml. __________________ Makes all the routine posts.

05-04-2005, 05:18 PM	#21
Patrick Bateman One and a half men Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Calgary, AB Posts: 5,450	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes "If some girl was disrespecting me, I would be like: Hey you go bake me a pie" Cartman

05-04-2005, 06:32 PM	#22
Ravenlord Into de Halls of Valhalla Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: mostly Williamsburg....occassionaly the rest of the several state region. Posts: 8,909	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes Rabbi: "O Moses, what do you desire?" Moses: "...Macoroni shell pictures!" __________________ the store for all your blade, costuming (in any regard), leather (also in any regard), and steel craft needs.www.facebook.com/tdhshop yes, this really is how we make our living.

05-04-2005, 06:57 PM	#23
Redsland You know his story Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 7,713	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes For worchestershire recipes, press one. If worchestershire sauce has been used as an embalming fluid, press two. __________________ Makes all the routine posts.

05-05-2005, 01:12 AM	#24
Hap Plays The Right Way Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 796.357 Posts: 1,675	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes In no particular order... You're a turd sandwich. Gosh darn (masked profanity) you, Mongorrians!!!!!!!! You ssink because I Chinee I know how buill wall!!!!! FTFTFTFT!!!!!!!!! And that's how you get to the auto garage. Stupid spoiled (masked profanity) video playset, let the whole world see your (masked profanity). Just let me get high. I know I can remember it if I just get high. __________________ .

05-05-2005, 08:14 AM	#25
15fan Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 5,465	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes Hey...that kind of looks like...Tom Selleck. Phase 1 - Collect underpants. Phase 2 - ....... Phase 3 - Profit!

05-05-2005, 08:29 AM	#26
Cant Touch This WMFP Commish Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 579	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes Mr. Garrison: Let's start the day with a few new math problems -- what is five times two? C'mon children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot... Yes. Clyde? Clyde: Twelve. Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try and get an answer from somebody who is not a complete retard. Anyone? Don't be shy... Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison! Cartman: ma-me-ma-me-ma-me-ma (mocking Kyle) Kyle: Shut up fat boy. Cartman: Hey! Dont' call me fat, you f*ing jew!! Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the 'f word?' Cartman: Jew?? Kyle: No, he's talking about f. You can't say f in school you fing fat a. Mr. Garrison: Kyle! Cartman: Why the f not? Mr Garrison: Eric! Stan: Dude, you just said f* again. Mr. Garrison: Stanley! Kenny: mmmf Mr. Garrison: Kenny! Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f*, fety, f f* f*. Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? (classroom gasp) Mr. Garrison: What did you say?! Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...(Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?" Stan: Oh, f*. __________________ A flute with no holes is not a flute. A doughnut with no holes is a danish. -- Zen Philosopher Basho

05-05-2005, 01:24 PM	#27
TRF Vavasor Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Amarillo, TX Posts: 12,669	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes We're hunting the mexican staring frog from southern sri lanka. How about a giant talking taco that craps ice cream? and anything tweek says. Aggh! __________________ "don't end up with a grandson with a dog collar."

05-05-2005, 01:47 PM	#28
bomarl1969 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes Stan: "You can't do that you big sthilly goosth!" Randy:"What did you say?" Stan: "What I called Cartman a big silly goose." Randy: "You call your friend an @hole like any other normal kid." Stan: "But I don't want to." Randy: "DO IT!!!" Stan: "@hole?" Cartman: "Don't call me an @hole ya sonuvab**!"

05-05-2005, 01:56 PM	#30
bomarl1969 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Favorite South Park Quotes On Mondays she's a b** on Tuesday she's a b on Wednesday and Saturday she's a b then on Sunday just to different she's a major royal b Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b in the whole wide world! I really mean it Kyle's mom, she's a big fat f** b, big ol' fat f** b Kyle's Mom!!!! Cartman: "What?" (turns around) oh f*!

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