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Old 05-03-2005, 08:31 PM   #1
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Favorite South Park Quotes

From week before lasts episode-

Butters: Hey! Who's dropping bombs in there? How about a courtesy flush?!
Cartman: Up yours, Butters!

*Jimmy knocks on stall*
Cartman:No room at the Inn, Virgin Mary.

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Old 05-03-2005, 08:33 PM   #2
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How's the chili, Scott? Do you like it?
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Old 05-03-2005, 08:38 PM   #3
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I have a ton of wav files on my work computer...every once in awhile someone I work with will get one of them.
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Old 05-03-2005, 09:54 PM   #4
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You need to respect my author-i-tie.
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Old 05-03-2005, 10:25 PM   #5
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You guys suck.

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Old 05-03-2005, 11:01 PM   #6
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My favorite is Cartman's - Screw you guys I'm going home.
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Old 05-03-2005, 11:55 PM   #7
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Cartman: Just like these fetuses, I wasn't born yesterday.
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Old 05-04-2005, 12:08 AM   #8
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"I am Awesomo."
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Old 05-04-2005, 01:46 PM   #9
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I have tons of favorite quotes, however, a large majortiy of them will KILL my reputation!
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My favorite is Cartman's - Screw you guys I'm going home.
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Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

Cartman: I've been licking this carpet for three days and I still don't feel like a lesbian.
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Old 05-04-2005, 02:03 PM   #13
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Cartman at confessional:

"I once took the priest's sandwhich. That wasn't so bad, but it was the fact that took the meat, stuck it between my butt cheeks then put it back and watched him eat it."

"I pissed in the Holy Water that we used last Sunday."

"I took a crap on the sidewalk then blamed it on the neighbor's dog."
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Cartman: Your family's poor, Kenny!
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Old 05-04-2005, 02:06 PM   #15
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"I don't know......Eric's still in trouble for trying to exterminate the Jews."
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