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Old 05-24-2005, 07:28 PM   #1
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Top 5:Most Offensive Songs

1.Chocolate Salty Balls-South Park(Chef/Isaac Hayes)
2.So What-Anti-Nowhere League/Metallica
3.Wait(Whisper song)-Ying Yang Twins(this is a new song, really raunchy)
4.Fight Music-D12
5.Redneck Woman-Gretchen Wilson(couldnt think of a fifth song, but hey, this is offensive to rednecks, right)
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Old 05-24-2005, 07:29 PM   #2
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Re: Top 5:Most Offensive Songs

Anything by 2 Live Crew
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:35 PM   #3
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Re: Top 5:Most Offensive Songs

1. As much as I like Skid Row, they had a song called "Get the F@&% Out" on the Slave To The Grind C.D. I found this song to be a pointless filler track on an otherwise superb c.d.

2. Chocolate Salty Balls

3. Any 2Live Crew song.

4. Darling Nikki - Prince

5. Pretty much any Marilyn Manson song
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:52 PM   #4
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Don't look now, but it has been 15 years since "As Nasty As They Want To Be" was a hit CD for 2Live Crew!! It doesn't seem possible. I think it was actually released in '89, but my memories of it are from '90.

As for offensive songs, I would agree with the Gretchen Wilson "Redneck Woman" song. Also, a female duet named Fannypack came out with a song called "Camel Toe" a few months ago. Google the lyrics if you like. They're not fit for printing here. I happened to be flipping channels one day and saw these girls actually sing this song on local broadcast tv, in the middle of the afternoon!
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:58 PM   #5
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Wow, you guys haven't heard anything till you've heard Khia's "My Neck." That song will make you barf.
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Old 05-24-2005, 10:00 PM   #6
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Don't look now, but it has been 15 years since "As Nasty As They Want To Be" was a hit CD for 2Live Crew!! It doesn't seem possible. I think it was actually released in '89, but my memories of it are from '90.

As for offensive songs, I would agree with the Gretchen Wilson "Redneck Woman" song. Also, a female duet named Fannypack came out with a song called "Camel Toe" a few months ago. Google the lyrics if you like. They're not fit for printing here. I happened to be flipping channels one day and saw these girls actually sing this song on local broadcast tv, in the middle of the afternoon!
Macro just sampled it on CDNow.com. For everyone else, here's a link:


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...711845-1803051



BTW, this song is not to be confused with the Cameltoe Song that was played on the Bob and Tom show.

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Old 05-25-2005, 12:55 AM   #7
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Re: Top 5:Most Offensive Songs

1. You Light Up My Life
2. Feelings
3. Sentimental Gentle Wind
4. The Pina Colada Song
5. Anything by Air Supply, who'll lord over their own bolgia in hell just like Theresa Brewer
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Old 05-25-2005, 07:17 AM   #8
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Ice T - Cop Killer
Public Enemy - By the Time I Get to Arizona
NWA - **** the Police
Eminem - Kim

Of course, being slightly off kilter myself, those are some of my favorite tunes.

Last edited by paintmered; 06-02-2005 at 11:04 PM. Reason: I know it's the title of a song, but that doesn't let it get around rule #4
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Old 05-25-2005, 07:28 AM   #9
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1. You Light Up My Life
2. Feelings
3. Sentimental Gentle Wind
4. The Pina Colada Song
5. Anything by Air Supply, who'll lord over their own bolgia in hell just like Theresa Brewer


my personal....Ice Ice Baby. Vanilla's still active claim that he came up with the starting chords of the song also offend me.
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Old 05-25-2005, 08:17 AM   #10
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Old 05-25-2005, 09:33 AM   #11
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Vanilla's still active claim that he came up with the starting chords of the song also offend me.
"See, the Queen song goes, 'Dum-dum-dum-da-da-dum-dum. Dum-dum-dum-da-da-dum-dum.' My song goes 'Dum-dum-dum-da-da-dum-dum. Dum-dum-dum-dum-da-da-dum-dum.' It's totally different."
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Old 05-25-2005, 09:51 AM   #12
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Anything country.
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Old 05-25-2005, 09:56 AM   #13
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"3. Sentimental Gentle Wind"

I'm pretty sure the song you're referring to is "Sentimental Lady" by Fleetwood Mac off their Bare Trees album. I believe someone did a cover of it though that made it worse than it already was.
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"3. Sentimental Gentle Wind"

I'm pretty sure the song you're referring to is "Sentimental Lady" by Fleetwood Mac off their Bare Trees album. I believe someone did a cover of it though that made it worse than it already was.
Yeah, that's the name of it, though I'm probably thinking of the Fleetwood Mac version (Bob Welch chews).
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Old 05-25-2005, 11:57 AM   #15
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Re: Top 5:Most Offensive Songs

anything that ashlee simpson "sings"
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