What's that in the toilet?

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http://www.channelcincinnati.com/irr...66/detail.html

Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank
Teenager Reports Seeing Man's Face In Toilet

POSTED: 4:56 pm EDT June 28, 2005
UPDATED: 6:18 pm EDT June 28, 2005

ALBANY, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste.

Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.

"You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department.

Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole.

Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him.

"It's a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him," Hebert said. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material."

Hikers using the outhouse on Tuesday said that the story was enough to make their stomachs turn.

"He just must be sick to put yourself in that muck. Disgusting," said Harriett Voysey, of New Jersey.

Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there.

"I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation," Hebert said.

Police charged Moody with criminal trespass, and they said he could face more charges. He is out on bail and due back in court next month.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm sorry - but.... I mean, You just gotta laugh, right? It's really that absurd.

[RedFanAlways1966]

Lord, have mercy! Why do they call you Septic?

They said they don't know why he was there.

I can venture a guess as to why poopy-pervert was there. Gives "loving you is a dirty job" a whole new meaning.

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And this story is from the state that plays a pivotal role in selecting presidential nominees.

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Originally Posted by RedFanAlways1966

poopy-pervert

[Redsland]

I really don't think so many of you should be poo-pooing this story.

I mean, this guy is obviously public enemy #1. Or possibly #2.

[RANDY IN INDY]

Sounds like they should have left him there. He was obviously where he belonged.