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Old 10-26-2006, 04:13 PM   #1
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I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)


(To the tune of "California Girls" by The Beach Boys)

Well, Hatteberg is hip
I really dig that OBP
And Freel kicks butt, though he's freaking nuts
Just keep his "Farney" away from me

Junior's such a diva
Held in place with safety pins
You know, I'd sign up for an entire lineup
Of cheap clutchy veter-ins

I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....

Now Edwin's mostly bat and
Brandon Phillips mostly glove
And you can call me slow but I just can't go
For that Big Hot Donkey Love

I been a longtime Reds fan and I've
Seen all kinds of hell
And now I'm inclined to say the team should find
More guys whose wives are named Racquel

I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(And then when Votto gets here we'll deal ya)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:17 PM   #2
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:56 PM   #3
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Old 10-26-2006, 06:04 PM   #4
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Re: I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)

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Old 10-26-2006, 06:06 PM   #5
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Re: I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)

Actually, I'm very happy that Natty is using songs I know for the parodies.
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Old 10-27-2006, 05:05 AM   #6
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:24 AM   #7
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Why dude? This fella's just having some fun, and most are enjoying it, if you can't tell that already.
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:12 PM   #8
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Agreed, this forum is lacking in the fun department, place is too serious, it's baseball talk! not life and death.
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Old 10-27-2006, 05:58 PM   #9
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I like it nice work as always
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