Part II of Interview

[Puffy]

Welcome to Part II of the Puffy/Cbus interview (Part I was a teaser and can be found here: http://www.redszone.com/forums/showt...age=1746&pp=30)

So, Craig, just a couple more questions about you and Dunnersgirl - Is it true that in a drunken stupor you uttered the following words to her, "Christine, you are my everything *burp* and I really, really like you alot. Can I feel your boobies now."



Wow, strong words! You really dig her don't you?



Great - lets move on. Is it true that you play in a band and your first single is entitled "Hide the Salami?"

[Puffy]

And do you and your band play Hide the Salami often?



With the female lead singer?



Just you and the other male members play Hide the Salami?

[Puffy]

Have you hid the salami recently with the male members of your band?



Wonderful stuff here. Now I hear you and the other male members played at an all male retirement center last week. Was Hide the Salami played there?



And is it true that some of the tenants of the retirement center got on stage and played with you guys?

[Puffy]

Lets play a little "yes" or "no" game to conclude this interview.

You talk a lot about how chicks dig you and fall all over you. Is that true?



You spend a lot of time alone, ummmmm, greasing the weasel, correct?



Have you ever run naked through the fields yelling "My body is a temple, my body is a temple. Love me. Love Meeeeeeee?"



Recently?

[jmcclain19]

Hilarious.

CBus is going to regret posting those images

[Puffy]

Great interview Cbus - thank you for being so open about your band, your nakedness and your desire for Dunnersgirl. Just one last question, Is there anyway that Team Red Leader can beat Team Puffy at the softball game in June?



Thank you for your time!!

[jmcclain19]

So Craig, does it feel good to get off the hotseat with Puffy? Those were some tough questions



At least you were truthful, have to respect that, can't hold it against you for letting it all hang out there



He really could have gone for the throat if you know what I mean. But he was tame, cause we wouldn't want things like that whole incident with the Richard Simmons workout video and the zuccini coming out in public, now would we?



*Whew*, That was pretty embarrassing, glad no one is going to find out about that aren't we?



That would just destroy your reputation. Much like the news that you have a secret man crush on Justin Timberlake and Nick Lachey. We know you "really" like those guys in a funny way don't you.



Well, best of luck with the new job, I'll just run off and tell all our friends at Redszone our little secrets



Just kidding Craig, just making sure you're paying attention.

[Puffy]

Craig has granted me permission to post the lyrics to "Hide The Salami" here, on Redszone. This is truly a treat since the song itself won't be released until the middle of 2006.


I met her at a bar in Columbus
She nearly floored me with her beauty
Just her deep, musky voice got me going
Got me going so good I couldn't stand still
So I twisted and I turned like a white man dancing
Had to hide the salami from her view

Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Sometimes I can't control it so I twist and I turn
Beauty intimidates me, so what can I doooooo
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Its short and small and it fits in my pocket
plus it goes great on sandwiches
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami

She called herself Precious
And she smelled like sweet summer rain
I detected what looked like a six o'clock shadow
but the salami in my pocket had my mind upside down
So I put my hand on her leg and carassed real slow
Now the salami became more pronounced, what could I do??

Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Sometimes I can't control it so I twist and I turn
Beauty intimidates me, so what can I doooooo
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Its short and small and it fits in my pocket
and its great on sandwiches
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami

We decided to leave the bar together
We held hands out the door
I wanted to take her to my parents basement
But we were awash with desire, so the car was the shizhit
My hands were like guided missiles, they found their targets
Then I noticed the kicker, she was hiding a salami as well

Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Sometimes I can't control it so I twist and I turn
Beauty intimidates me, so what can I doooooo
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Its short and small and it fits in my pocket
and it goes great on sandwiches
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami

[jmcclain19]

Ahh, the shameless group pounding of a fellow Redszone member.

Does it get any better than that?

[Chip R]

Hi-larious!

[CbusRed]

mother of god.

My stomach hurts from laughing my ass off!!!!! :MandJ:

[Puffy]

We aim to please here at "Nightwatch"

I'm Ron Burgandy, and go **** yourself San Diego.

[KronoRed]

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:


Nice work Puffy, JM

[Puffy]

So, does anyone else wanna post pictures of themselves with yes and no poses???

[KronoRed]

Originally Posted by Puffy

So, does anyone else wanna post pictures of themselves with yes and no poses???