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GAC · 08-06-2005, 07:09 AM

Time for our Redszone annual "Husbands Of The Year" awards...

REDREAD · 08-07-2005, 10:08 PM

Great pics.

SunDeck · 08-07-2005, 10:18 PM

Not fair! That guy can't possibly carry all those sticks while he's smoking. Might catch the whole bundle on fire. And if that happened, you know she'd bring it up every time she saw a flame.
And maybe if bride number three were a little better looking her hubby wouldn't need all that beer. And by the looks of her posture, he's just trying to provide a little counter weight, don't you think?
Men, we can't get a break anymore.

KronoRed · 08-08-2005, 01:32 AM

I boo them

GAC · 08-08-2005, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KronoRed

I boo them

As he tells his wife to bring home more apple juice.

Johnny Footstool · 08-08-2005, 11:56 AM

I vote for #1. The guy is obviously a health nut who just wants his wife to get a little exercise.

KronoRed · 08-08-2005, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAC

As he tells his wife to bring home more apple juice.

I buy the apple juice buddy

HotCorner · 08-08-2005, 05:16 PM

Talk about timing ... Here's a new nominee

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

Quote:

Man forgets wife at gas station

Monday, August 8, 2005; Posted: 10:36 a.m. EDT (14:36 GMT)

ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- A Macedonian man left his wife at an Italian service station and only realized he had driven off without her six hours later, news agency Ansa said.

The couple, who were travelling with their 4-year-old daughter, pulled over for petrol in the coastal city of Pesaro as they were heading back to their home to Germany.

After filling the tank, the husband drove away -- without noticing that his 30-year-old wife, originally from Georgia, had got out of the car to go to the toilet.

The woman, who had no money or documents with her, contacted the police who eventually traced her husband to Milan, some 340 km (210 miles) north of Pesaro, Ansa said.

The husband told police he had not missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.

KronoRed · 08-08-2005, 05:33 PM

Did the Daughter not notice mommy was missing?

SunDeck · 08-08-2005, 05:42 PM

"We never talk anymore, Guiseppe!"

KronoRed · 08-08-2005, 05:44 PM

..and he didn't look in the mirror and not notice her missing?

Something about this seems fishy.

REDREAD · 08-08-2005, 05:46 PM

Quote:

The husband told police he had not missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.

You'd think the guy would take care of a wife that didn't constantly talk on a car trip

Just kidding ladies.

Hmm, I have a feeling I forgot something.. Did I forget to put the gas cap on? What is it?

RFS62 · 08-08-2005, 05:56 PM

Nice try.

GAC · 08-08-2005, 08:45 PM

Them damn Macedonians!

CougarQuest · 08-09-2005, 12:56 AM

It appears the story that 2844 brought up and picture number 2 are related.

Picture number 1 appears that they are going through a divorce and she gets everything and he gets nothing.

Picture number 3, well obviously each person is carrying their own beer. She obviously has a problem.

Therefore, picture number 2 is the winner for me.

08-07-2005, 10:08 PM	#2
REDREAD Where's my chair? Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 19,802	Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards Great pics. __________________ Thank you Walt and Bob for going for it in 2012 AND 2013! Nov. 13, 2007: One of the greatest days in Reds history: John Allen gets the boot!

08-07-2005, 10:18 PM	#3
SunDeck First Time Caller Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,226	Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards Not fair! That guy can't possibly carry all those sticks while he's smoking. Might catch the whole bundle on fire. And if that happened, you know she'd bring it up every time she saw a flame. And maybe if bride number three were a little better looking her hubby wouldn't need all that beer. And by the looks of her posture, he's just trying to provide a little counter weight, don't you think? Men, we can't get a break anymore. __________________ Dusty Baker, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

08-08-2005, 01:32 AM	#4
KronoRed The Lineups stink. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: West N. Carolina Posts: 55,343	Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards I boo them __________________ Go Gators!

08-08-2005, 11:56 AM	#6
Johnny Footstool Churlish Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 13,665	Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards I vote for #1. The guy is obviously a health nut who just wants his wife to get a little exercise. __________________ "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

08-08-2005, 05:33 PM	#9
KronoRed The Lineups stink. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: West N. Carolina Posts: 55,343	Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards Did the Daughter not notice mommy was missing? __________________ Go Gators!

08-06-2005, 07:09 AM	#1
GAC What Me Worry? Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio Posts: 26,416	Husbands Of The Year Awards Time for our Redszone annual "Husbands Of The Year" awards... __________________ "panic" only comes from having real expectations Last edited by GAC; 03-18-2006 at 04:52 AM.

08-08-2005, 05:42 PM	#10
SunDeck First Time Caller Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,226	Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards "We never talk anymore, Guiseppe!" __________________ Dusty Baker, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

08-08-2005, 05:44 PM	#11
KronoRed The Lineups stink. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: West N. Carolina Posts: 55,343	Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards ..and he didn't look in the mirror and not notice her missing? Something about this seems fishy. __________________ Go Gators!

08-08-2005, 05:56 PM	#13
RFS62 Hey Cubs Fans Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: New York Posts: 16,567	Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards Nice try. __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~ Mark Twain

08-08-2005, 08:45 PM	#14
GAC What Me Worry? Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio Posts: 26,416	Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards Them damn Macedonians! __________________ "panic" only comes from having real expectations

08-09-2005, 12:56 AM	#15
CougarQuest Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Bright, Indiana USA Posts: 5,573	Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards It appears the story that 2844 brought up and picture number 2 are related. Picture number 1 appears that they are going through a divorce and she gets everything and he gets nothing. Picture number 3, well obviously each person is carrying their own beer. She obviously has a problem. Therefore, picture number 2 is the winner for me. __________________ Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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