Words with two meanings

[OldRightHander]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male
bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.

AND;

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
She said We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is
every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

[RedsFan75]

LOL Great stuff

[RedFanAlways1966]

Originally Posted by RedsFan75

LOL Great stuff

Here, here!