Why Bungee Jumping Is Dangerous

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/39004/..._vs_crocodile/

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Here's one for those who think they have excellent cognitive skills.

See if you can recognize the five differences in these two pic....

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html

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I can't take credit (or blame) for this one (CQ sent it to me)...

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

SINCERELY,

THE DOG

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WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??

A teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy
to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth
and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little
boy.

Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your
Mom
before he goes to work. Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room
yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of a**!"

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Thanks. It had been a while since I'd soiled myself.

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Originally Posted by Redsland

Thanks. It had been a while since I'd soiled myself.

Works better then Metamucil huh?