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01-22-2006, 04:10 PM
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Bunn-O-matic
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Sugarcreek, Ohio
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Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
Mine tend to be more obscure. Here's one:
Bubble Boy: That's easy. It was the Moors. George: Oh noooooo! ...it was the Moops! |
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01-22-2006, 04:18 PM
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Bunn-O-matic
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
Okay...just thought of another one:
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp. --George |
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01-22-2006, 04:37 PM
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Plays The Right Way
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
I don't want a big, flat noodle.
George, there are no jerk stores. ...but then Jerry put a Pez Dispenser on my leg.
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01-22-2006, 06:05 PM
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
Serenity now!
Spongeworthy (One of my favorite episodes) Jerry:, 'But the question is, are you still master of your domain?' Elaine:, 'I'm queen of the county.' |
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01-22-2006, 06:30 PM
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
Take The Pen!!
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01-22-2006, 06:31 PM
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SERP Emeritus
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
"It will always be Myanmar to me."
Elaine: "It shrinks?" Jerry: "Like a freightened turtle." Elaine: "I've yada yada sexed."
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What if this wasn't a rhetorical question? All models are wrong. Some of them are useful. |
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01-22-2006, 06:45 PM
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
Jerk Store
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Nothing to see here. Please disperse. |
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01-22-2006, 06:50 PM
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#TheReturn
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Northern Illinois
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
No soup for you!
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01-22-2006, 07:06 PM
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Score Early, Score Often
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
Look away, I'm hideous! - Kramer
Either my neighbor or I will say this everytime we get together to smoke cigars. GL |
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01-22-2006, 08:15 PM
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What Me Worry?
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
I was in the pool!
But are you the master of your domain? A Festivus for the rest of us Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I think we really need to be in front of the television set. You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! It went straight to video. That makes me the premiere.
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01-22-2006, 08:22 PM
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Oy Vey!
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Chicago
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
maybe the dingo ate your baby
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01-22-2006, 08:23 PM
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Oy Vey!
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Chicago
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
i'm a marine biologist
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01-22-2006, 09:58 PM
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
Jerry: You have no idea what an idiot is...
George: Is that right? I just threw away a life time of guilt free sex and floor seats for every sporting event at Madison square gardens. So please... a little respect... for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. |
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01-22-2006, 10:05 PM
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Bunn-O-matic
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
KRAMER: Hewwo and welcome to Movie phone. If you know the name of the
movie you'd like to see, press one. GEORGE: Come on. Come on. KRAMER: Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the movie title, now. (George presses 3 keys) KRAMER: You've selected ... Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one. GEORGE: What? KRAMER: Ah, you've selected ... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one. (George looks baffled) KRAMER: Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected. |
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01-22-2006, 11:16 PM
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Hey Cubs Fans
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: New York
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Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
Costanza: The sea was angry that day my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
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