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Old 02-02-2006, 02:50 PM   #1
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I think somebody's obsessed.

Sorry if this has been posted before.

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Old 02-02-2006, 03:47 PM   #2
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Re: I think somebody's obsessed.

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Old 02-02-2006, 04:19 PM   #3
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Re: I think somebody's obsessed.

Some of these are pretty funny.

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Old 02-02-2006, 04:39 PM   #4
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Re: I think somebody's obsessed.

I liked this one.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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