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CELEBRATION TIME
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: San Marcos, CA
Posts: 13,939
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It has happened
I'm 42 years old, and when I let my hair grow out it's 50 percent gray. I went to one of those Old Country Buffets with friends. I told the young lady at the register, 1 please? She said, 1 what? I said, 1 dinner, what do you mean? She said, 1 adult or senior? It just hit me like a big brick, I'm an old man.
It's funny because, just two months ago, I went to a "Guess Your Age" booth and the guy guessed I was 36 years old. I'm going to get a short hair cut today.
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Hey Cubs Fans
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: New York
Posts: 16,567
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Re: It has happened
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First time it happened to me was at the local Back Yard Burgers, and I wanted to drag the young girl across the counter and smack her. Man, that hurt.
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Shut up Spock!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Hamilton, Ohio
Posts: 8,112
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Re: It has happened
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First Time Caller
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 5,224
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Re: It has happened
Time to buy a red Miyata, RBA!
I don't keep a goatee anymore because it's got a lot of gray in it. I am lucky to have a lot of hair and it's very thick. However, my grandfather, whom I closely resemble had hair that I only remember as white. My mom said he went gray in about a year in his forties. I turn 41 this year. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick....
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CELEBRATION TIME
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: San Marcos, CA
Posts: 13,939
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Re: It has happened
Well, on the positive side, I still have hair.
My dad was gray/white in his 40's.
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Potential Lunch Winner
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 5,666
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Re: It has happened
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I'm so used to it now that I wouldn't have my hair back if you paid me. I love being totally bald. It is weird, though, seeing the bits of gray around my temples, though.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Eastern Suburbia
Posts: 533
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Re: It has happened
I'd rather be gray than balding. Too bad we can't choose. Oh, well...
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Pre-tty, pre-tty good!!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 12,171
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Re: It has happened
I'm 31 and have recently started to gray ever so slightly in a couple of spots only my wife notices. But I agree with others, I'd much rather gray than recede. As long as it's still there, I won't complain. My brother started to seriously reced at 20 years old. He's 26 now and it don't look pretty.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: PDX
Posts: 39,345
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Re: It has happened
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"And in a funny way, the shaving of my, uh, head has been a liberation from, uh, a lot of, uh, stupid vanities really. uh, it has simplified everything for me, it has opened a lot of doors." I'm not what you think i am I'm the king of siam I've got a bald head My name is yul brynner And i am a famous movie star Perhaps you saw me in westworld I acted like a robotic cowboy It was my best role I can not deny i Felt right home deep inside That electronic carcass |
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Pre-tty, pre-tty good!!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 12,171
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Re: It has happened
So Dom's a skinhead!
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Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David |
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First Time Caller
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 5,224
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Re: It has happened
My brothers both have little hair left on top, while I'm a werewolf, by comparison. The up side is that both of them have something like Dom's approach. Neither totally shaves, but they keep it pretty close cut. Less maintenance, they say, than shaving. I would never say it to them, having a full head of thick hair and knowing that it would sound patronizing, but I think they both look great.
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Kenner , LA
Posts: 2,719
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Re: It has happened
I had a professor come to class one night, and she appeared really, really agitated and not herself. Before class started, someone asked her about it, and she confessed she'd had a bad day ... that this happened, and then that, and then ... she got her invitation to join the AARP. She was about to turn fifty.
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The Mad Monk
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern Kentucky
Posts: 1,283
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Re: It has happened
I am 31 and have been shaving my head for about 4 years now. Whole receding hairline thing going on and all and I just figured I'd rather look like I shaved it on purpose than look like the balding guy in his mid 20's.
Anyways, the other day I'm at the store purchasing a movie and I guess when the cashier rang it up it came back as needing ID shown because it was rated R. The lady hit me up for the ID and stared at it for about 15 seconds and was blabbering on and on about how there's no way I could be 31 and how she would have guessed me for 23 or so. Needless to say my day was made.
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Shut up Spock!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Hamilton, Ohio
Posts: 8,112
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Re: It has happened
Almost 2 years ago I went to Houston along with my parents for my Dad's ship's reunion. Went the southern route going through Baton Rouge and stopped off at a casino. We all went thru together and then I lost them, so I went out to the car (they weren't there) and then started to come back into the casino. Well I get stopped by a guard who asked me to take off my mirrored shades and show my ID!!! At first I was startled (Why? I went thru before) but took off my shades and another guard said, "She looks about 27, 28" while the first guard looks at my license. He hands it back shaking his head, stating that I sure don't look my age... I told them that if I hadn't lost over $50 in the casino I would've given them a tip. Made my day!!!
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Be the ball
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Mason, OH
Posts: 11,120
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Re: It has happened
While at a soccer practice with my youngest a couple years back, I heard one of her teammates ask her "Is that your grandpa?". She was pointing at me.
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