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Old 03-06-2006, 11:24 AM   #1
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Old 03-06-2006, 11:26 AM   #2
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I know you said Johnny loves baseball, but I didn't realize you meant he LOVES baseball.
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Old 03-06-2006, 11:28 AM   #3
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Way to corral those bad hops, Johnny.
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Old 03-06-2006, 11:35 AM   #4
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Danny Graves' new musical "Small" makes its debut on Broadway this week...
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Old 03-06-2006, 11:41 AM   #5
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why baseball was unsuccessful in Lilliput.
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Old 03-06-2006, 11:45 AM   #6
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Winner of the "Outstanding Defensive Prospect" award at the Tony Womack Baseball Academy.
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Old 03-06-2006, 11:47 AM   #7
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Youth arrested for decapitation of Mr Red
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Old 03-06-2006, 12:10 PM   #8
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I've got it!
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Old 03-06-2006, 12:14 PM   #9
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Is there anything else quite as impressive as the size of KronoRed's ... er, post count.
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Old 03-06-2006, 12:33 PM   #10
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Big balls, little Dick.
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Old 03-06-2006, 12:36 PM   #11
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MLB's crack scientists try to develop a new ball that will cut down on home runs.... Most think they have gone too far.
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Old 03-06-2006, 01:22 PM   #12
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The shortstop for the Three Mile Island Meltdowns independent league team gets eaten up by another grounder while playing a home game.
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:18 PM   #13
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Old 03-06-2006, 03:21 PM   #14
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Son, you've gotta play the baseball, you can't let it play you.
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Old 03-06-2006, 04:29 PM   #15
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What a baseball looks like to a hitter when thrown by E.Milton.
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