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You know his story
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Norfolk, VA
Posts: 7,713
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Caption Contest 3/6
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Hey Cubs Fans
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: New York
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
I know you said Johnny loves baseball, but I didn't realize you meant he LOVES baseball.
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~ Mark Twain |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Shelburne Falls, MA
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
Way to corral those bad hops, Johnny.
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"Baseball is a very, very complex business. It's more of a people business than most businesses." - Bob Castellini |
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Puffy's Daddy
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Centerville, OH
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
Danny Graves' new musical "Small" makes its debut on Broadway this week...
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'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.' -Snoop on his retirement Your Mom is happy. |
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Baseball card addict
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Piqua
Posts: 4,426
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
why baseball was unsuccessful in Lilliput.
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This one's for you Edd
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dayton Area
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Winner of the "Outstanding Defensive Prospect" award at the Tony Womack Baseball Academy.
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Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce. |
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He has the Evil Eye!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: south of the border
Posts: 23,858
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
Youth arrested for decapitation of Mr Red
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What are you, people? On dope? - Mr Hand |
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The Lineups stink.
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: West N. Carolina
Posts: 55,343
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
I've got it!
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He has the Evil Eye!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: south of the border
Posts: 23,858
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
Quote:
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 24,098
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
Big balls, little Dick.
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Designated Threadkiller
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1,789
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
MLB's crack scientists try to develop a new ball that will cut down on home runs.... Most think they have gone too far.
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For a Level Playing Field
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Oakwood, OH
Posts: 11,248
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
The shortstop for the Three Mile Island Meltdowns independent league team gets eaten up by another grounder while playing a home game.
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Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting. |
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First Time Caller
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 5,229
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
"I know I told my mom I wanted by bedroom decroated in a baseball motif, but I can't sleep on this thing."
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Dusty Baker, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone. |
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Score Early, Score Often
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,128
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
Son, you've gotta play the baseball, you can't let it play you.
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Member
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,182
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Re: Caption Contest 3/6
What a baseball looks like to a hitter when thrown by E.Milton.
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The Hunt for a Reds October. |
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