Your favorite movie quotes

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Will Turner: You cheated!

Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

[MrCinatit]

reporter: are you a mod, or a rocker?
Ringo: I'm a mocker.

reporter: what do you call that hairstyle?
George: Arther.
both from A Hard Day's Night

Network, and in my opinion, the greatest quote in movie history: I want you to get up from your chair! I want you to open your window! I want you to open your window! I want you to stick your head out of your window, and I want you to yell "I'm as mad as hell, and i'm not going to take it any more!"

[Blimpie]

Originally Posted by SunDeck

Raising Arizona:

Old man in the bank: Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

Tons of lines from this flick...I also like:

Thief # 1 to Thief # 2: "Get some balloons while you're in there. Babies love balloons."

Thief to General Store Clerk: "Hey, Old Timer--are these those balloons that blow up into lots of funny shapes and such?"

General Store Clerk: "Nope. Lessen 'round' is funny..."

[Sean_CaseyRules]

Best one word movie quote EVER!!!!!!!
Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE.

[WMR]

"Hey, Rick, I never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost."
"No ifs, ands, or buts.... well, maybe a few butts.... BIG ONESSSS"
- Cable Guy

"you have no idea how hard it is being really really really ridiculously good-looking"- zoolander

"is this your homework larry?"
"Walter! we're not talking about the people who built the railroad here!"
"Donnie, you're out of your element"
"Nice marmant (sp?)"

"That's a big twinkie"
"She sleeps above her covers.... FOUR FEET above her covers"
"Don't cross the streams; Why?; It would be bad"
"That must be some cockroach"
- Ghostbusters

"Tina come eat your dinner!"
"Napoleon fix ya some quesa-DILLas"
ND
- Napoleon

[Falls City Beer]

Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS

"Tina come eat your dinner!"
"Napoleon fix ya some quesa-DILLas"
ND
- Napoleon

Rex Kwon Do: "...the wisdom--of a man."

[westofyou]

May I have 10,000 marbles?

*Flounder*

[Hoosier Red]

"I know a little german, he's standing over there." Top Secret
"Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, 'I drank what?'" --Real Genius

[Coffeybro]

Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain
-The Matrix

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
-The Matrix

Neo: Do you always look at it encoded?
Cypher: Have to. The image translators sort of work for the construct programs but there's way too much information to decode the Matrix. You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don't even see the
code. All I see is blonde, brunette, and redhead.
-The Matrix (I get this being a programmer)

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[GAC]

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" - Godfather

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives." - Braveheart

"Life is pain, princess, anyone who says differently is selling something."
- Wesley The Princess Bride

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" - Airplane

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get" - Forrest Gump

"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"
"INCONCEIVABLE!" - Vizzini (Princess Bride)

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Blazing Saddles

"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."

"Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?"

"In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

"A mans got to know his limitations"

"Well, he shoulda armed himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

- Clint Eastwood

[OldRightHander]

Originally Posted by GAC

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives." - Braveheart

There are a lot of good lines in that movie.

"Some men are longer than others...So your ma's been telling you stories about me."

"I didn't think you were in the tent that long."

and the subtitled line from a conversation in French

"Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for."

[Chip R]

Originally Posted by OldRightHander

There are a lot of good lines in that movie.

"Some men are longer than others...So your ma's been telling you stories about me."

"I didn't think you were in the tent that long."

and the subtitled line from a conversation in French

"Frenchmen don't know what a tongue is for."

Actually, I think she said "Englishmen".

[OldRightHander]

Originally Posted by Chip R

Actually, I think she said "Englishmen".

I think you're right. I had French on the brain since that was the language they were talking in. Oops.

[WMR]

"What goes around ... really goes around." - Fallen

"Dude! The chinaman is not the issue here!" - BL

"Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber you go and do this ... And TOTALLY redeem yourself!" - Dumb and Dumber

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Animal House

[RedsBaron]

Originally Posted by GAC

"Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?"


"A mans got to know his limitations"



- Clint Eastwood

I was able to use Eastwood's line from "Magnum Force" about a man needing to know his limitations during a trial last month, although I know I didn't deliver the line as well as Clint did. I wanted to use, but couldn't figure out a way to make it fit the trial, his line about feeling lucky. Oh how I wanted to say: "Do you feel lucky punk?"