About 10 of you

[Raisor]

Originally Posted by corkedbat

Can I be consigliere?

Sorry, Tom, but you're just not a War-time consigliere.

[KronoRed]

Originally Posted by CTA513

the new thing to do is snort coke off dirty urinals.

[corkedbat]

Originally Posted by CTA513

White Castles and then snort coke off the top of bathroom unrinals.

Dude! ThAat wasn't coke! It was bowl cleaner!

[KronoRed]

So...CTA is going to be our first fatality?

[Heath]

Originally Posted by KronoRed

I hear WOY makes a mean OPS taco salad.

Yeah, it sure generates lots of "runs"

[BuckU]

From: BuckU@redszone.com
To: THE10@redszone.com
Subject: Open letter to the infamous “RedZone 10”

I would like to petition an expansion of the “10”. I think there are some well deserved others who need to be included, like myself. Now I know what you are thinking…this guy’s only been here 7 months and doesn’t even have 400 posts yet. I have nothing to really support my request to make the “RedZone 10” the RedZone 19”, but it just sounds cool so I thought I’d run it by you guys. Hell, I even had a Red Leader quote in my sig for two months and he’s, like, the Grand Poo-Bah of the “10”. That amounts for something, right?

Look, I wake up in the morning and poop statistics. When I eat Taco Bell, I’m the only one I know of that calculates their TDPM%*. Bill James is my girlfriend’s daughter’s baby daddy. I’m in-the-know here guys.

That being said, please consider spreading the wealth.


Regards
BuckU
(hopefully soon-to-be-included in the new & improved “RedZone 19”)


*Tacos devoured per minute

[OldRightHander]

This thread has been good for a couple laughs this afternoon. All kidding aside, the thing I like most about this site is being able to hang around with a great clique where all we do is worship at the altar of SABR, give each other rep points, and neg anyone who doesn't like Adam Dunn.

[Heath]

Originally Posted by ochre

When this gets to 1000 posts I have to lock it, FYI.

(To the tune - 99 bottles of beer on the wall)


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[KronoRed]

How bout the RZ 600?

Then we can use that poem

[Red Leader]

Originally Posted by OldRightHander

This thread has been good for a couple laughs this afternoon. All kidding aside, the thing I like most about this site is being able to hang around with a great clique where all we do is worship at the altar of SABR, give each other rep points, and neg anyone who doesn't like Adam Dunn.

Isn't that what it's all about?

[Red Leader]

Originally Posted by BuckU

Look, I wake up in the morning and poop statistics.

AHHHHHHH. He said it. He said POOP.

Ahhhhh, now I said it. I said POOP. I did it again. Oh no.

Banishment! Banishment!

[KronoRed]

Don't poop all over a good thread

AHH!

[OldRightHander]

Originally Posted by Red Leader

AHHHHHHH. He said it. He said POOP.

Ahhhhh, now I said it. I said POOP. I did it again. Oh no.

Banishment! Banishment!

Now that scene from Life of Brian is in my head. "He said Jehovah"!

[Chip R]

Originally Posted by BuckU

Look, I wake up in the morning and poop statistics.

I think that's your problem right there.

[pedro]

Originally Posted by BuckU

Look, I wake up in the morning and poop statistics.

Yes, but how do you measure success?

Length, weight, density, color?