Bronson Arroyo blogs on his music and the pain of being traded to Cincy [Satire]

[cincinnati chili]

And he has a gig tonight for those of you who live in the area

http://www.yard-work.org/?p=515

[Cedric]

I doubt he gigs tonight unless it's in Colorado.

[bengalsown]

Did he really say Cincinnati doesn't have much of a much of a baseball history?

[Joseph]

That's not legit is it?

Cincinnati may not have much of a baseball history?

[Reds4Life]

Perhaps it just me, but I'm getting tired of hearing about how great it was playing for the Red Sox. I take it as a backhanded slam and the Reds aren't good enough for him.

Oh, and this made me laugh.

Cincinnati may not have much of a baseball history, but it does have one thing going for it. A little World Series champion named Bronson Arroyo. A little Asylum Records recording artist named Bronson Arroyo.

The Reds don't have much baseball history? Seems like the little World Series champion doesn't know much.

[WMR]

Originally Posted by cincinnati chili

And he has a gig tonight for those of you who live in the area

http://www.yard-work.org/?p=515

When he said it, it was like a light bulb went off in my head. Cincinnati may not have much of a baseball history, but it does have one thing going for it. A little World Series champion named Bronson Arroyo. A little Asylum Records recording artist named Bronson Arroyo.

??????????

LOL...... not much else to say about that one.

Probably the opinion of more New Englanders than you'd think. Nothing worthwhile or historic has occurred outside of NY and Boston.

[15fan]

"When he said it, it was like a light bulb went off in my head. Cincinnati may not have much of a baseball history, but it does have one thing going for it. A little World Series champion named Bronson Arroyo. A little Asylum Records recording artist named Bronson Arroyo."

Bronson seems like a bright guy.

I'm sure if he digs deep enough, he might actually find that there's a decent bit of baseball history along the Ohio River.

Edit: boy, that Anna Benson sure has a way with words. Her last update ain't for the faint of heart...

[Cedric]

I think his musical taste is the saddest part of the blog.

[reds44]

I don't care what he thinks as long as he keeps pitching like this.

[WMR]

http://www.yard-work.org/?cat=198

There's Selig's. I think it's safe to say these "blogs" are not real.

[Chip R]

Has anyone checked out some of the other blogs on that site. Condy Rice, Terrell Owens, JimBo, The Rally Monkey?

http://www.yard-work.org/?page_id=479

[nycredsfan]

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The worst part of the whole thing was that he was speaking in the third person. I am really glad that is not real.

[lollipopcurve]

Guess I'll keep to watching the guy pitch. Blugh.

[Joseph]

I'm going to label this Satire since I wasn't bright enough to dig around and find it out myself, I'm sure others might possibly maybe be in the same boat.

[dsmith421]

What!?! Yard Work a satirical website?

Next you'll be telling me that The Onion IS NOT America's Finest News Source!