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05-28-2006, 10:46 PM
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"Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
http://www.wcpo.com/news/2006/local/05/26/vampire.html
A Cincinnati man who claims he's a vampire is planning to protest a new fast food sandwich made with garlic. The man says White Castle has "angered the undead" with its new garlic cheese sandwich. He plans to picket the Queensgate White Castle location on Sunday. 9News got this information from a media release sent by a public relations firm.
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05-28-2006, 10:47 PM
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The Lineups stink.
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
I'm in favor of mocking the undead.
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05-28-2006, 10:49 PM
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
He was at the game today.
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05-28-2006, 11:07 PM
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
The vampire choice for fast food has hit rock bottom since Wendy's decided to fry their food in Holy Grease.
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05-28-2006, 11:13 PM
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
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05-29-2006, 12:09 AM
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
As if White Castle couldn't make the odors eminating from your various orifices more offensive and foul, than to top it all off with some garlic breath.
Great idea! And what is this? A back door advertisement posing as a news story? (link) With no explanation or qualifying statement? Huh. |
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05-29-2006, 12:30 PM
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
This is one of those wacky things I just love.
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05-29-2006, 12:41 PM
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
I vant to suck your blood!
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05-29-2006, 03:56 PM
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
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05-29-2006, 06:01 PM
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
But he doesn't plan to protest until after dark
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05-30-2006, 09:10 AM
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
Sounds like there's a Hellmouth in Cincy. Someone better call Buffy.
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05-30-2006, 02:27 PM
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The Lineups stink.
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05-30-2006, 09:37 PM
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
I'll bet one of his friends said to him, "You know, if you were really a vampire, you'd be pretty pi**ed about this new garlic sandwich."
And so the idea was born.
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05-30-2006, 10:08 PM
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05-31-2006, 12:27 AM
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Re: "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
do they have mirrors at white castle??
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