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Old 05-24-2006, 12:09 PM   #1
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There are never any Carolina Panther cheerleaders around when you need them

I guess it's a good thing this police officer's wife has nice friends.

http://www.khou.com/news/local/stori....11ccaba5.html

A Houston police lieutenant has been relieved of duty because of a misconduct allegation.

11 News confirmed that Lt. Jeffrey Olesen, of Southeast Patrol was relieved of duty Monday.

Olesen, an off-duty Houston police lieutenant, allegedly had sex with two women in a unisex bathroom at Minute Maid Park.

A fan with a young child told police he walked in and spotted the lieutenant’s firearm on the counter. Fearing the women were being attacked, he called for help.

It turns out, sources said, the women were the lieutenant’s wife and his wife’s female friend.

We have also learned that the 14-year veteran has four sustained IAD complaints for misconduct, improper police procedure and behavior issues.

Administratively, we’re told Olesen’s biggest blunder may be that he was instructed to speak with Internal Affairs after the incident, but did not.

He reportedly just left the ball park. That could prove to be an error.

HPD stresses there are no criminal charges at this time.
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Old 05-24-2006, 12:16 PM   #2
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Re: There are never any Carolina Panther cheerleaders around when you need them

Sava, this is another thread that has me rolling my eyes. What a wonderful cop, and such a loving wife.
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Old 05-24-2006, 12:36 PM   #3
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Re: There are never any Carolina Panther cheerleaders around when you need them

I'm having a hard time with the fact that he just left his firearm sitting on the counter. That has to be a punishable offense.
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Old 05-24-2006, 12:40 PM   #4
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Re: There are never any Carolina Panther cheerleaders around when you need them

Wife (to husband): "Do you want to interrogate "Sally"? I believe she's withholding something you need. You be the bad cop and I'll be the good one."

Husband: "Sure. However I think a full body search is in order."

Wife: "I agree. We can use the restroom."

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Old 05-24-2006, 03:37 PM   #5
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Re: There are never any Carolina Panther cheerleaders around when you need them

In a bathroom?

Eww.
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:43 PM   #6
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Re: There are never any Carolina Panther cheerleaders around when you need them

What consenting adults do in private isn't anyone else's concern.

Obviously this is not in private and with the officer's prior history I think relieving him of his duties is appropriate punishment. The guy can't handle himself responsibly and shouldn't be in a position of authority.
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:46 PM   #7
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Re: There are never any Carolina Panther cheerleaders around when you need them

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In a bathroom?

Eww.
Whenever or wherever the mood strikes huh? At least it is better than an airplane bathroom, and for someone who is 6'4" 250 that doesn't seem possible either.
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Old 05-25-2006, 09:20 PM   #8
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Re: There are never any Carolina Panther cheerleaders around when you need them

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Am I missing something? What do they mean by a "fan"?
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Old 05-25-2006, 09:22 PM   #9
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It happened during an astros game

I guess that's what the "fan" was a fan of
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