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05-25-2006, 01:58 PM
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Claussen's Theme Song
Sorry... I meant to post this yesterday, but was too busy.
HERE COMES SANTA CLAUSSEN Here comes Santa Claussen! Here comes Santa Claussen! Right down Pete Rose Way! Wayne and Jerry and all the coaches are praying for a win. Changeups not changing, curveballs hanging; Fastballs at just the right height. Call the bullpen and hang your heads, 'Cause Santa Claussen pitches tonight. Here comes Santa Claussen! Here comes Santa Claussen! Right down Pete Rose Way! He's got a bag that is filled with balls for the outfield fans again. All those bats are crackin' and smackin', Oh, what a terrible sight. Jump in the car and head for home, 'Cause Santa Claussen pitches tonight. |
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05-25-2006, 06:07 PM
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Firin Away
Join Date: May 2005
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Re: Claussen's Theme Song
Keep your day job.
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05-25-2006, 06:35 PM
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Greatness In The Making
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Re: Claussen's Theme Song
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05-25-2006, 06:43 PM
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Re: Claussen's Theme Song
Boy, that was a mouthful of suck.
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05-25-2006, 07:35 PM
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Re: Claussen's Theme Song
He is SANTA for THE Brew Crew, cuz he cant beat them at all....
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05-25-2006, 10:34 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Athens, GA baby!
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Re: Claussen's Theme Song
Not only does the song suck, it's not even accurate. The guy, for whatever reason, can't beat the Brewers (odd team not to be able to beat in my opinion, but we all have our oddities). In his 10 starts, he's only had three really bad ones (two against the Brew Crew and one at home against Washington). Without a doubt, he's the third best starter we've got right now.
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Here's to another record-breaking season from Adam Dunn  ...another 40 homeruns (all coming with nothing on the line) and 200 Ks! We Want King Jay!!
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05-26-2006, 11:30 AM
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Playoff Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Liberty Township, OH
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Re: Claussen's Theme Song
I would have suggested this.... when we play the Brewers
I see a bad moon arising. I see trouble on the way. I see earthquakes and lightnin'. I see bad times today. CHORUS: Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise. ... otherwise we the 3rd best starter... with the Lizard coming on strong. |
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