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Natty Redlocks · 10-09-2006, 07:48 AM

This is mostly September frustration speaking. And I don't buy into the laziness argument. Just lots of hopefully humorous exaggeration here.

(To the tune of "Love And Marriage" by Frank Sinatra}

Dunn and Griffey, Dunn and Griffey
One is gimpy and the other whiffy
This I tell you brother
Got to trade one or the other

Griff and Donkey, Griff and Donkey
One's a brother and one's a honky
But they're both great sluggers
And both lazy mother.....pluggers

Try, try, try some fundamentals
They say that's no fun
Try, try, try, they only want to hit
The freakin' home run

Ken and Adam, Ken and Adam
Peanut vendors if the Yankees had 'em
Ask your local Reds fan
They'd take Shemp & Moe instead, man

Dunn and Junior, Dunn and Junior
They're as solid as an old petunia
Swinging for the fences
Jacking up payroll expenses

Try, try, try to shorten their swings
Not gonna happen
Try, try, try to run the bases...whoops!
They caught 'em nappin'

Junior and Dunn, Junior and Dunn
The team is better if they only had one
Inconsistent lefty
With a contract that is hefty

redsupport · 10-09-2006, 09:17 AM

a tour de force, brilliant

dabvu2498 · 10-09-2006, 10:05 AM

You must send your efforts to Mr. Burbank, c/o 700 WLW.

ryanparkersongs · 10-09-2006, 11:02 AM

Great stuff! Could I record a little acoustic version of this?

Natty Redlocks · 10-09-2006, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryanparkersongs

Great stuff! Could I record a little acoustic version of this?

Thanks! I checked out your website-- very impressive. Definitely feel free to record this, and alter it in any way you please.

Handofdeath · 10-09-2006, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natty Redlocks

This is mostly September frustration speaking. And I don't buy into the laziness argument. Just lots of hopefully humorous exaggeration here.

(To the tune of "Love And Marriage" by Frank Sinatra}

Dunn and Griffey, Dunn and Griffey
One is gimpy and the other whiffy
This I tell you brother
Got to trade one or the other

Griff and Donkey, Griff and Donkey
One's a brother and one's a honky
But they're both great sluggers
And both lazy mother.....pluggers

Try, try, try some fundamentals
They say that's no fun
Try, try, try, they only want to hit
The freakin' home run

Ken and Adam, Ken and Adam
Peanut vendors if the Yankees had 'em
Ask your local Reds fan
They'd take Shemp & Moe instead, man

Dunn and Junior, Dunn and Junior
They're as solid as an old petunia
Swinging for the fences
Jacking up payroll expenses

Try, try, try to shorten their swings
Not gonna happen
Try, try, try to run the bases...whoops!
They caught 'em nappin'

Junior and Dunn, Junior and Dunn
The team is better if they only had one
Inconsistent lefty
With a contract that is hefty

I do buy into the laziness argument. All of this true to some extent and it makes this that much more funny. You are a freakin' genius.

mth123 · 10-09-2006, 07:54 PM

Absolute Genius!

Rhyming Junior and Petunia alone takes a warped mind.

I know a lot of people don't like this type of thing, but yours are really good.

Natty Redlocks · 10-09-2006, 07:58 PM

Wow! Thanks to everybody for the great comments.

2001MUgrad · 10-10-2006, 01:56 PM

LOL.

Very funny!!!

10-09-2006, 07:48 AM	#1
Natty Redlocks Recovering Cubs Fan Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 710	Dunn And Griffey: A song parody This is mostly September frustration speaking. And I don't buy into the laziness argument. Just lots of hopefully humorous exaggeration here. (To the tune of "Love And Marriage" by Frank Sinatra} Dunn and Griffey, Dunn and Griffey One is gimpy and the other whiffy This I tell you brother Got to trade one or the other Griff and Donkey, Griff and Donkey One's a brother and one's a honky But they're both great sluggers And both lazy mother.....pluggers Try, try, try some fundamentals They say that's no fun Try, try, try, they only want to hit The freakin' home run Ken and Adam, Ken and Adam Peanut vendors if the Yankees had 'em Ask your local Reds fan They'd take Shemp & Moe instead, man Dunn and Junior, Dunn and Junior They're as solid as an old petunia Swinging for the fences Jacking up payroll expenses Try, try, try to shorten their swings Not gonna happen Try, try, try to run the bases...whoops! They caught 'em nappin' Junior and Dunn, Junior and Dunn The team is better if they only had one Inconsistent lefty With a contract that is hefty Last edited by Natty Redlocks; 10-09-2006 at 12:14 PM.

10-09-2006, 09:17 AM	#2
redsupport Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,783	Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody a tour de force, brilliant

10-09-2006, 10:05 AM	#3
dabvu2498 Yay! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Middletown, Ohio Posts: 7,260	Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody You must send your efforts to Mr. Burbank, c/o 700 WLW. __________________ When all is said and done more is said than done.

10-09-2006, 11:02 AM	#4
ryanparkersongs Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 80	Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody Great stuff! Could I record a little acoustic version of this?

10-09-2006, 07:54 PM	#7
mth123 The Big Dog Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 12,661	Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody Absolute Genius! Rhyming Junior and Petunia alone takes a warped mind. I know a lot of people don't like this type of thing, but yours are really good.

10-09-2006, 07:58 PM	#8
Natty Redlocks Recovering Cubs Fan Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 710	Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody Wow! Thanks to everybody for the great comments.

10-10-2006, 01:56 PM	#9
2001MUgrad Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: SE Of the NC Blue Ridge Mtns. Posts: 1,462	Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody LOL. Very funny!!! __________________ I'm East of you. Be very very worried. Not quite OBX. But, be worried.

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