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Old 12-06-2006, 04:08 PM   #1
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How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

Yes, I know it's a rhetorical question but she continues to astound with her dumbness.

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Old 12-06-2006, 04:11 PM   #2
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Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

At least she's hot.

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Old 12-06-2006, 04:32 PM   #3
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Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

Matt, I gotta wholeheartedly disagree with ya on that, but I will agree with Chip's statement.
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:38 PM   #4
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Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

Not dumb enough to realize she can't perform live very well.
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:40 PM   #5
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Matt, I gotta wholeheartedly disagree with ya on that, but I will agree with Chip's statement.
No...she's hot. VERY hot.
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:43 PM   #6
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Not dumb enough to realize she can't perform live very well.

Must run in the family.
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:48 PM   #7
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Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

Nice to see that she dressed up for the event.

I agree with Macro and Chip. I'll pass.
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:48 PM   #8
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Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

does it matter?
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:52 PM   #9
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Nice to see that she dressed up for the event.

She probably figured it had something to do with Kennedy, the former MTV VeeJay.
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:54 PM   #10
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Nice to see that she dressed up for the event.

I agree with Macro and Chip. I'll pass.

I usually throw stuff at the TV when she shows up on a commercial during football. Can't stand her....hate the way she talks out of the side of her mouth and watching her perform is even worse than just hearing her perform. Her vocal performances are to entertainment are what Elaine Benes is to dancing
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:57 PM   #11
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She probably figured it had something to do with Kennedy, the former MTV VeeJay.
I didn't know Kennedy had a thing for her


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Old 12-06-2006, 05:58 PM   #12
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Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

While dumb, she's not dumb enough to date me, yet. Therefore...
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:07 PM   #13
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Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

Nice body, but with pilates, personal trainers, and Dr. 90210, nice bodies are a dime a dozen. I think she has a weird chin, giving her the appearance of a drag queen from the neck up. She is very much a Barbie doll -- manufactured plastic, empty on the inside.
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I really hope the first version somehow finds its way onto YouTube
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I really hope the first version somehow finds its way onto YouTube
Here it is. Flub comes at about 1:30 in the clip.
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