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12-22-2006, 07:50 AM
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Keeping the wife off the scent
I'm pretty sure my wife has been snooping around, trying to figure out what she's getting for Christmas. So, I seeded my browser history with these things:
Diamonique Candle-licious Very important homemaking tools Thomas Kincaid "Let faith take the wheel" die-cast truck
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12-22-2006, 08:07 AM
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Shut up Spock!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Hamilton, Ohio
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Re: Keeping the wife off the scent
 
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12-22-2006, 09:39 AM
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The wino and I know
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Re: Keeping the wife off the scent
That's good, SunDeck!
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12-22-2006, 09:44 AM
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This one's for you Edd
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dayton Area
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Re: Keeping the wife off the scent
That's how Puffy hides the porn.
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12-22-2006, 10:50 AM
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Go Reds Go!
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Northern KY
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Re: Keeping the wife off the scent
Is that better than keeping the scent off the wife?
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12-22-2006, 10:58 AM
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Re: Keeping the wife off the scent
I die inside a little bit each time I see a Thomas Kinkade.
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12-22-2006, 11:10 AM
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Re: Keeping the wife off the scent
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 Not sure she'd dig that.
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12-22-2006, 11:13 AM
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Churlish
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Olathe, KS
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Re: Keeping the wife off the scent
What a great idea!
Also note for next year -- The Onion is selling a set of fake "gotcha" boxes for you to put presents in. Imagine you're wife's surprise when she tears off the wrapping paper and finds a "Salt of the Month Club" starter package or a "Make Your Own Umbrella" kit. http://store.theonion.com/product_in...roducts_id=214
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12-22-2006, 11:17 AM
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12-22-2006, 12:56 PM
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Location: Cincinnati
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Re: Keeping the wife off the scent
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