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12-29-2006, 09:27 PM
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Woman charged with malicious castration
As opposed to benevolent castration:
LILLINGTON, N.C. --A woman was charged with malicious castration for allegedly attacking a man during a Christmas party, police said... "All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands. There were no weapons used." STORY
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12-29-2006, 09:32 PM
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Re: Woman charged with malicious castration
It hurts just reading it.
Let the amateur comedian one-liners begin.
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12-30-2006, 12:34 AM
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Re: Woman charged with malicious castration
From the article:
"The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000...." Whew! I certainly feel better about that now.  Rem |
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12-30-2006, 05:32 AM
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Re: Woman charged with malicious castration
She must have had "Man Hands"
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12-30-2006, 06:55 AM
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Re: Woman charged with malicious castration
Is there really any other kind?
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12-30-2006, 10:37 AM
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Re: Woman charged with malicious castration
If he's a singer, he's now hitting notes he never thought he could.
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12-30-2006, 11:57 AM
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Re: Woman charged with malicious castration
My question is, "Was the man wearing pants at the time of the attack?" If so, the gal has serious man hands.
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12-30-2006, 12:38 PM
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Re: Woman charged with malicious castration
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Perhaps he was lured there for other reasons and he either took his pants off voluntarily or let her do it and then she attacked. She must have some serious fingernails.
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12-30-2006, 01:15 PM
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Re: Woman charged with malicious castration
Maybe they wanted to play ping pong and they could only find the paddles.
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12-30-2006, 01:19 PM
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Re: Woman charged with malicious castration
I just hope it wasn't done because all the mountain oysters on the buffet table had been eaten. If so, that's just a terrible hostess--you should ALWAYS plan for a big crowd!
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12-30-2006, 02:36 PM
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Re: Woman charged with malicious castration
Probably frustrated over the Reds, she couldn't get a hold of Krivsky, so.......
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12-30-2006, 10:47 PM
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12-31-2006, 12:38 AM
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Re: Woman charged with malicious castration
"police Chief Frank Powers"
Stuff like that simply cannot be made up.
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12-31-2006, 02:47 AM
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12-31-2006, 03:55 AM
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