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02-24-2007, 10:35 AM
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Caption Contest 2/24
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02-24-2007, 11:18 AM
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
Little girl cries with terror as Lasorda refuses to close his legs.
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02-24-2007, 11:57 AM
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
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 Good lord, I am trying to eat lunch!
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02-24-2007, 12:12 PM
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Reds and 26.2's
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
"Boo Hoo! Please, daddy! Don't make me ask for his autograph! You know I only ask for Reds autographs!"
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02-24-2007, 12:17 PM
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Hey Cubs Fans
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
Hi there Suzie. Do you like Gladiator movies?
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02-24-2007, 12:42 PM
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Please come again
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
Little girl cries after Tommy Lasorda stuffs her kitten downs his pants and gruffly proclaims "no kittens in baseball!"
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02-24-2007, 12:54 PM
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
Tony - "It's ok, hunny. It's just an inny."
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02-24-2007, 01:04 PM
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
"Lasorda's gas makes little girl Cry"
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02-24-2007, 01:10 PM
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This one's for you Edd
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
He writes lineups that make young girls cry.
(with apologies to Barry Manilow)
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02-24-2007, 01:15 PM
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
"Daddy, that man just ate my hot dog.."
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02-24-2007, 01:35 PM
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
"You know, little lady, I really hated you in that War of the Worlds movie, and the one with Bobby DeNiro acting like Sybil."
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02-24-2007, 02:41 PM
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I hate the Cubs
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
Jabba the Hut runs over blind girl's seeing eye dog with golf cart.
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02-24-2007, 03:48 PM
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The Big Dog
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
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02-24-2007, 03:58 PM
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Greatness In The Making
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
I'm Sorry.. It's Just My Cup!
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02-24-2007, 04:30 PM
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Re: Caption Contest 2/24
I don't see a pen. Please tell me he's signing autographs with a pen.
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