ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

[Redsland]

TITLE CARD: CSI: Atlanta

OPEN ON TWO CAVEMEN STANDING OVER DEAD CAVEMAN

CSI #1: What got?

CSI #2: Looks like he fall.

CSI #1: No. Look closer. See club-shaped bruises on cranial ridge and parietal lobe?

CSI #2: Hmm. Dinosaur?

CSI #1: Handful of long hair.

CSI #2: Ah. Married. Where wife?

CSI #1: Look! Bugs on body.

CSI #2: Do those tell us time of death?

CSI #1: No. They delicious. Here, try.

TITLE CARD: CSI: Atlanta


--Next week on CSI: Atlanta--

CSI #1: Any cause of death yet on that blackened, sooty, charred body?

CORONER: Me never see anything like.

FADE

[Johnny Footstool]

Originally Posted by M2

I say you make the cavemen members of the idle rich, heirs to a vast stone quarry fortune. Then they can say pompous stuff like "You don't know the history of Brie!" and complain about the British royals being new money.

I would actually watch that show, which guarantees it would suffer low ratings, get jerked around on the schedule, and eventually get prematurely canceled despite critical acclaim and multiple Emmies.

[remdog]

Originally Posted by M2

I say you make the cavemen members of the idle rich, heirs to a vast stone quarry fortune.

There is actually a Dodger rookie pitcher that is owner of a stone quarry that is under some farmland that he bought from an ageing aunt. The rock wasn't discovered until he tried to work the land and estimates of the value run into the 100's of millions of dollars.

Rem

[remdog]

http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseba...gers-headlines

Dodgers Pitcher Could Be a Billionaire
By JOHN NADEL, AP Sports Writer
2:26 PM PST, February 28, 2007


VERO BEACH, Fla. -- Matt White, a journeyman pitcher trying to make the Los Angeles Dodgers, could become baseball's first billionaire player.

It has nothing to do with his arm. He owns a rock quarry in western Massachusetts.

White, who has appeared in seven big league games in nine professional seasons, paid $50,000 three years ago to buy 50 acres of land from an elderly aunt who needed the money to pay for a nursing home.

While clearing out a couple acres to build a home, he discovered stone ledges in the ground, prompting him to have the property surveyed.

A geologist estimated there were 24 million tons of the stone on his land. The stone is being sold for upward of $100 per ton, meaning there's well over $2 billion worth of material used for sidewalks, patios and the like.

(More on linked story.)

Rem

[Yachtzee]

Originally Posted by remdog

There is actually a Dodger rookie pitcher that is owner of a stone quarry that is under some farmland that he bought from an ageing aunt. The rock wasn't discovered until he tried to work the land and estimates of the value run into the 100's of millions of dollars.

Rem

Is he a caveman? Has he sold the rights to his story yet? Does he solve mysteries?

[remdog]

Apparently, he still has to solve the mystery of missing bats.

Rem

[UKFlounder]

You'd have to have a guest appearance by their distant cousin Steve Stone

Or they could be members of a "rock" band.

[Ltlabner]

Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool

He forms an intergalactic rock band and ends up flying through space solving mysteries and helping aliens find love.

And in his spare time counsels Tommy Lasorda in the ways of women and love.

[smith288]

I had to reapply the cavemen avatar in honor of their new show.

[Redsland]

Is changing your avatar difficult?

[Chip R]

Here's a follow up article on this from Slate

http://www.slate.com/id/2162149/?GT1=9231

[RFS62]

Originally Posted by Redsland

Is changing your avatar difficult?

So easy a caveman can ...... hey, wait!!!

[Chip R]

Originally Posted by RFS62

So easy a caveman can ...... hey, wait!!!

Have they signed you up as a technical advisor yet?

[KronoRed]

It made the schedule, hooray!!
http://www.zap2it.com/tv/zap-photoga...allery?index=3

[Redsland]

Don't miss the third episode. Also known as The Series Finale!