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03-14-2007, 10:38 AM
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You know his story
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Caption Contest 3/14
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03-14-2007, 10:42 AM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/14
To try to increase the final price on memorabilia he was auctioning, Pete Rose sat in the back and secretly bid.
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03-14-2007, 11:20 AM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/14
I just flushed a stack of betting slips this thick.
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03-14-2007, 11:26 AM
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WMFP Commish
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Re: Caption Contest 3/14
My chances of making The Hall are this small...
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03-14-2007, 11:41 AM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/14
So I said to him, "talk to the hand, Bud. Both of them." I mean this guy needs me more than I need him, right?
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03-14-2007, 11:46 AM
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Please come again
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Re: Caption Contest 3/14
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
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03-14-2007, 11:55 AM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/14
That's a bit of a personal question, but if you must know, it's this big.....
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03-14-2007, 12:54 PM
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I hate the Cubs
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Re: Caption Contest 3/14
Pete describes how he has transitioned to life as a professional table top paper football player
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03-14-2007, 01:42 PM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/14
:clap clap: waiter, bring me my racing form.
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03-14-2007, 02:15 PM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/14
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Himitsu wo shiri tai You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M. So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide To keep me alive-just keep me alive Somewhere to hide to keep me alive I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control Beyond my control-we all need control I need control-we all need control I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask So no one else can see my true identity Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
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03-14-2007, 06:49 PM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/14
Quote:
Please, please make it the last. |
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03-14-2007, 06:55 PM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/14
Yeah, I know...you're not supposed to peak in the shower, but there were rumors about Bench, and oh yes, they were true.
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