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03-13-2007, 10:10 AM
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You know his story
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Caption Contest 3/13
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03-13-2007, 10:27 AM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
MLB Astronomers discover a new moon of the planet Baseball.
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03-13-2007, 10:36 AM
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Puffy's Daddy
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
Grab my laces, jerk! My big brother is going to crush your head!
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03-13-2007, 10:45 AM
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A Lost Ball In High Weeds
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
WARNING...Objects In View may be LARGER THAN THEY ACTUALLY APPEAR!
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03-13-2007, 10:46 AM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
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And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls on the wall |
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03-13-2007, 10:51 AM
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Baseball card addict
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
No, coach, I'm serious...I lost the ball in the ball!
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03-13-2007, 10:55 AM
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Churlish
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
I guess it's time to get that lasik surgery.
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03-13-2007, 11:43 AM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
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03-13-2007, 11:54 AM
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Puffy's Daddy
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
Quote:
Here we see, to scale, the size of a regular testicle compared to that of Barry Bonds. Done, appropriately, with baseballs.
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03-13-2007, 11:55 AM
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Be the ball
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
I've been watching too many Domino's commercials.
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03-13-2007, 01:42 PM
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I hate the Cubs
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
Never play leftfield high on LSD.
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03-13-2007, 04:49 PM
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All dyslexics must untie!
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
Balls to the wall
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03-13-2007, 06:58 PM
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smells of rich mahogany
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
Attack of the killer base-balls
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03-13-2007, 08:00 PM
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What Me Worry?
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
"Which one do I field?"
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03-14-2007, 10:34 AM
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Re: Caption Contest 3/13
Definitive proof was unearthed today that when a batter is on a hot streak that the ball does look larger than a beachball.
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