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Recovering Cubs Fan
Join Date: Sep 2006
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This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
This old man
Pitched the sixth They did not fall for his trickth With a big smack three-run jack Cormier is done This old man throws 91 This old man Pitched the seventh He made Marty groan Good Heavens With a grand slam thank-you-ma’am Stormy Weather time This old man throws 89 This old man Pitched the eighth He caught too much of the plate With a fly ball off the wall Stanton is a bum This old man is 91 This old man Pitched the ninth He got hit hard lots of times With a warning track cardiac Hermanson the save This old man is looking Grave This bullpen Truth be told Everyone’s too freaking old With an out-of-whack creaky back Hard to keep your poise Just call them the Crusty Boys |
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Please come again
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: portland, oregon
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
trickth?
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Puffy's Daddy
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Centerville, OH
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
This, on the other hand, is very good.
![]() Good work, Natty.
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You know his story
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Norfolk, VA
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
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Box of Frogs
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: NJ
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
Quote:
Otherwise, very funny. |
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Reds 5:11
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 635
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
Note to self: Do not read Natty posts when beginning to work in a quiet room and pre-disposed to humming songs
Outstanding
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Greatness In The Making
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
Back in my good graces with this one!
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The Lineups stink.
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: West N. Carolina
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
Nice work
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throws 106. NBD.
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
![]() Very good. |
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I can do the Hully Gully
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Cedar Rapids, Iowa
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
Just like all the other parodies, well done and an enjoyable change of pace
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Passion for the game
Join Date: Jul 2000
Posts: 8,080
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,783
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
what about santos?? why no doggerel for him
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Lubbock, Texas
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Danger is my business!
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Back in Florida
Posts: 7,855
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)
Good Job.
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Member
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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