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Old 03-21-2007, 12:16 PM   #1
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This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

This old man
Pitched the sixth
They did not fall for his trickth
With a big smack three-run jack
Cormier is done
This old man throws 91

This old man
Pitched the seventh
He made Marty groan Good Heavens
With a grand slam thank-you-ma’am
Stormy Weather time
This old man throws 89

This old man
Pitched the eighth
He caught too much of the plate
With a fly ball off the wall
Stanton is a bum
This old man is 91

This old man
Pitched the ninth
He got hit hard lots of times
With a warning track cardiac
Hermanson the save
This old man is looking Grave

This bullpen
Truth be told
Everyone’s too freaking old
With an out-of-whack creaky back
Hard to keep your poise
Just call them the Crusty Boys
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Old 03-21-2007, 12:17 PM   #2
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trickth?
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Old 03-21-2007, 12:19 PM   #3
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

This, on the other hand, is very good.

Good work, Natty.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:08 PM   #4
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:17 PM   #5
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This old man
Pitched the sixth
They did not fall for his trickth
With a big smack three-run jack
Cormier is done
This old man throws 91
Cormier throws 91? 91 what?

Otherwise, very funny.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:18 PM   #6
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Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

Note to self: Do not read Natty posts when beginning to work in a quiet room and pre-disposed to humming songs

Outstanding
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:19 PM   #7
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Back in my good graces with this one!
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:21 PM   #8
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:49 PM   #9
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Very good.
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Old 03-21-2007, 03:43 PM   #10
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Just like all the other parodies, well done and an enjoyable change of pace
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Old 03-21-2007, 03:47 PM   #11
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:30 PM   #12
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what about santos?? why no doggerel for him
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:18 PM   #13
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Cormier throws 91? 91 what?

Otherwise, very funny.
91 kilometers (56.5 mph)
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Old 03-21-2007, 10:54 PM   #14
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Old 03-21-2007, 11:54 PM   #15
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