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03-21-2007, 01:36 PM
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Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry
Perhaps this is juvenille, but as some on this board know, I am a freshman at the University of Dayton. I am currently rushing a professional fraternity and for the signature of one of the brothers, I was asked to write an anti-Cub poem. A disclaimer here is that it is juvenille and not very good. Either way, I spent time on it, and figured some on this board may appreciate it.
Here it is: Nothing done since 1908, Before Alaska was even a state. Over a century since their last Series' win, And their fans still get under my skin. Traveling packs of blue noobs, Who have never even seen boobs. Sosa was on the juice, And he still was of no use. 'Cuz the Cubs are a waste of space, A second-rate team, in a first-rate place. |
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03-21-2007, 01:50 PM
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Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry
It suffers from the omission of the words "goat" and "Bartman," but otherwise, it's definitely worth a signature.
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03-21-2007, 01:52 PM
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Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry
Great work.
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03-21-2007, 01:54 PM
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Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry
well except for calling the city of Chicago a first rate place, it is pretty good.
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03-21-2007, 02:24 PM
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Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry
Before New Mexico was a state, you mean. And just after Oklahoma.
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03-21-2007, 03:07 PM
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Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry
Let's keep this thread going with some haiku.
Sutcliffe and Sandberg Harry Caray in the booth Can't beat the Padres Alou's hissy fit Gonzalez boots a grounder Blame it on Bartman Mark Prior is hurt Kerry Wood is DL bound It must be Tuesday
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03-21-2007, 03:10 PM
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Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry
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