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Old 03-22-2007, 01:05 PM   #1
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Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

Natty Redlocks did a great job with the "This Old Man" Parody. Here's my stab at Hey Diddle Diddle.

Hey diddle diddle, the Bullpens' a riddle,

Where'd all these arms come from?,

Saarloos, Bray, Stanton, Majic all leave a big question mark,

So many moves, so many match ups,

Narron leaves us all in the dark.

12, 11, 10 spots open.. how many are for sure?,

Veterans a plenty, Rookies are chomping,

Narron has no cure,

Wayne will save us by Opening day, of that you can be certain,

Hey Diddle Diddle, Narron has a fiddle your closer is Jared Burton!


Not exactly in tune with Hey Diddle Diddle but I did my best.
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:10 PM   #2
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

Hey, nice try; some good rhymes in there. And thanks.
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:17 PM   #3
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

Hey diddle diddle, this bullpen's a riddle
Has Wayne jumped over the shark?
The fans screamed murder, an internet furor.
Before the season it ever did start
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:30 PM   #4
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

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Natty Redlocks did a great job with the "This Old Man" Parody. Here's my stab at Hey Diddle Diddle.

Hey diddle diddle, the Bullpens' a riddle,

Where'd all these arms come from?,

Saarloos, Bray, Stanton, Majic all leave a big question mark,

So many moves, so many match ups,

Narron leaves us all in the dark.

12, 11, 10 spots open.. how many are for sure?,

Veterans a plenty, Rookies are chomping,

Narron has no cure,

Wayne will save us by Opening day, of that you can be certain,

Hey Diddle Diddle, Narron has a fiddle your closer is Jared Burton!


Not exactly in tune with Hey Diddle Diddle but I did my best.
I can't remember which year you graduated from Moeller, but we should probably keep this out the hands of some of your English teachers. I'm not sure I would have published it in the Squire Magazine.

But a nice attempt...
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Old 03-22-2007, 10:36 PM   #5
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

There once was a bullpen built by Krivsky
Who I guess must've been stone drunk on whiskey
His steup men lacked much ferocity
And his closer possessed no velocity
Now we're all stuck with our hopes pinned on Majewski
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:35 PM   #6
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Hey Dibble, Dibble?
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Old 03-24-2007, 03:42 AM   #7
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Hey Dibble, Dibble?
Wish I had thought of that!!
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