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Passion for the game
Join Date: Jul 2000
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Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle
Natty Redlocks did a great job with the "This Old Man" Parody. Here's my stab at Hey Diddle Diddle.
Hey diddle diddle, the Bullpens' a riddle, Where'd all these arms come from?, Saarloos, Bray, Stanton, Majic all leave a big question mark, So many moves, so many match ups, Narron leaves us all in the dark. 12, 11, 10 spots open.. how many are for sure?, Veterans a plenty, Rookies are chomping, Narron has no cure, Wayne will save us by Opening day, of that you can be certain, Hey Diddle Diddle, Narron has a fiddle your closer is Jared Burton! Not exactly in tune with Hey Diddle Diddle but I did my best.
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Recovering Cubs Fan
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle
Hey, nice try; some good rhymes in there. And thanks.
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Please come again
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle
Hey diddle diddle, this bullpen's a riddle
Has Wayne jumped over the shark? The fans screamed murder, an internet furor. Before the season it ever did start
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Titanic Struggles
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: The 513
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle
There once was a bullpen built by Krivsky
Who I guess must've been stone drunk on whiskey His steup men lacked much ferocity And his closer possessed no velocity Now we're all stuck with our hopes pinned on Majewski
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle
Hey Dibble, Dibble?
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Passion for the game
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