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Old 02-04-2007, 12:15 AM   #1
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Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

Has anyone else seen these? I think they should just call them the Pittsburgh Bloody Marys.



Ugh.

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Old 02-04-2007, 12:40 AM   #2
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Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

Captain Kidd and his crew were on the high seas when they were attacked by Blackbeard, their arch enemy.

The first shot by Blackbeard's gunners took off Kidd's forward mast. The second shot splintered the center mast, and the third disintegrated the rear mast.

Panic stricken, one of Kidd's men asked what they should do.

"We have no choice but to surrender," replied the pirate. "He's using weapons of mast destruction."
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:48 AM   #3
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those are egregious.
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:51 AM   #4
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My brain just threw up.
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:06 AM   #5
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Ewwwwww!!!!!
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Old 02-04-2007, 04:08 AM   #6
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Well, at least they're not mustard colored
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:21 AM   #7
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those are egregious.
You've just been waiting for an opportunity to use that word, haven't you?
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Old 02-04-2007, 07:29 AM   #8
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You've just been waiting for an opportunity to use that word, haven't you?
He sure picked the right time.

Man, those unis are pitiful.
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Old 02-04-2007, 08:02 AM   #9
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I prefer these myself....especially the pistol. That could come in handy to deal with various on-field situations. The parrot would be a distraction, however.


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Old 02-04-2007, 08:37 AM   #10
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Red, black, and gold.

The Steelers after the Bengals pound on them at Heinz field...


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Old 02-04-2007, 08:46 AM   #11
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I prefer these myself....especially the pistol. That could come in handy to deal with various on-field situations. The parrot would be a distraction, however.


I wonder if the parrot is named Farney?
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Old 02-04-2007, 08:49 AM   #12
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Not good.
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Old 02-04-2007, 10:19 AM   #13
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Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

They could sign Ray King and when he'd run out of the bullpen he'd look like the Kool Aid Man.
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:08 PM   #14
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They could sign Ray King and when he'd run out of the bullpen he'd look like the Kool Aid Man.
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:12 PM   #15
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Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

I kinda like em
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