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Making sense of it all
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Cheesiest Ballads
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Oy Vey!
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Chicago
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Re: Cheesiest Ballads
The Karate Kid picture is disturbing
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The Future
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Yeah. The dude in the background makes it even more weird.
I've gotta admit, I do love me some "Don't Stop Believin."
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Meh. I don't do ballads.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have some Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam's All Cried Out to listen to. |
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Join Date: May 2001
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Re: Cheesiest Ballads
At first glance I read "Ballads" without the second a and d.
That would have made an entirely different thread. Bob Schweatty came to mind.
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Re: Cheesiest Ballads
"She's like the wind" by Patrick Swayze is the cheesiest of all time.
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I almost forgot about the ballad that Lee Majors song about the bionic women...." Oh Jamie."
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Come on -- I thought everyone loved "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald."
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(Dis)Honorable mention
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You're being very UnDude.
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^Those are some Bad Boy Ballads! Is there any other kind?
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That was not a ballade - it was an epic classic.
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Olathe, KS
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"Don't Stop Believin'" is not a ballad. It's a mid-tempo rock song. More specifically, it's an *awesome* mid-tempo rock song.
The cheesiest ballad ever is GNR's "November Rain". Nine and a half minutes of soppy self-indulgence. A grand piano. An orchestra. A choir. Slash playing a guitar solo while on fire. Mary Lou Retton doing cartwheels down the aisle of a church. Okay, some of those things never happened. But you just know Axl wanted all of them.
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Re: Cheesiest Ballads
Afternoon Delight's pretty cheesy but the folks from Anchorman really gave it a little extra oomph.
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This one's for you Edd
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dayton Area
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Re: Cheesiest Ballads
No Bon Jovi? No Livin' on a Prayer?
Actually when I was thinking of Ballads, I thought of Waylon Jennings.
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Location: Sterling VA
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Re: Cheesiest Ballads
I don't know if Minnie Ripperton's "Loving you" is considered a ballad but it's about a cheesy a song as you can get,IMO.
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