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GAC · 02-01-2008, 08:04 AM

Idiots?

GAC · 02-01-2008, 08:08 AM

Quite often we ask ourselves the question..."What is the definition of an SOB?"

The guy on the right is deactivating a live bomb.

The guy on the left is an SOB.

GAC · 02-01-2008, 08:20 AM

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Arkansas Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Caseyfan21 · 02-01-2008, 08:39 AM

Haha, good stuff. Definitely Friday morning appropriate.

How come you will never find a seagull flying in a bay?
Because then it would be a bagel

traderumor · 02-01-2008, 10:47 AM

OK, this isn't a joke, but is Erik Bedard the first non-Red player to have two threads shut down on his behalf?

One more, and he will be competing with Adam Dunn for most threads closed where he was the subject.

Sea Ray · 02-03-2008, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by traderumor

OK, this isn't a joke, but is Erik Bedard the first non-Red player to have two threads shut down on his behalf?

One more, and he will be competing with Adam Dunn for most threads closed where he was the subject.

I'm not so sure. I think the state of the Eric Bedard threads is a joke.

Dom Heffner · 02-03-2008, 02:05 PM

Where did the Colonel put his army?

In his sleevey.

Thank you, thank you.

GoReds33 · 02-03-2008, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by traderumor

OK, this isn't a joke, but is Erik Bedard the first non-Red player to have two threads shut down on his behalf?

One more, and he will be competing with Adam Dunn for most threads closed where he was the subject.

When threads go that long, they are bound to be shut down.

02-01-2008, 08:04 AM	#1
GAC What Me Worry? Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio Posts: 26,420	Friday Morning Humor (We all need some) Idiots? Attached Thumbnails __________________ "panic" only comes from having real expectations Last edited by GAC; 02-01-2008 at 08:18 AM.

02-01-2008, 08:08 AM	#2
GAC What Me Worry? Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio Posts: 26,420	Re: What Idiots Look Like Quite often we ask ourselves the question..."What is the definition of an SOB?" The guy on the right is deactivating a live bomb. The guy on the left is an SOB. Attached Thumbnails __________________ "panic" only comes from having real expectations Last edited by GAC; 02-01-2008 at 08:12 AM.

02-01-2008, 08:20 AM	#3
GAC What Me Worry? Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio Posts: 26,420	Re: Friday Morning Humor (We all need some) How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ? The Location Of The Dirt Bag. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack . How Are a Texas Tornado And a Arkansas Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer __________________ "panic" only comes from having real expectations

02-01-2008, 08:39 AM	#4
Caseyfan21 Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 1,830	Re: Friday Morning Humor (We all need some) Haha, good stuff. Definitely Friday morning appropriate. How come you will never find a seagull flying in a bay? Because then it would be a bagel

02-01-2008, 10:47 AM	#5
traderumor Unsolicited Opinions Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Right Down Broadway Posts: 17,662	Re: Friday Morning Humor (We all need some) OK, this isn't a joke, but is Erik Bedard the first non-Red player to have two threads shut down on his behalf? One more, and he will be competing with Adam Dunn for most threads closed where he was the subject.

02-03-2008, 02:05 PM	#7
Dom Heffner Potential Lunch Winner Join Date: May 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,666	Re: Friday Morning Humor (We all need some) Where did the Colonel put his army? In his sleevey. Thank you, thank you. __________________ If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg

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