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Location: Bristol, just around the corner from ESPN
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Israeli researcher says Moses was high on drugs
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080304...NYGQs3ZL4DW7oF
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Vampire Weekend @Bernie's
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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Re: Israeli researcher says Moses was high on drugs
Wait, wait, wait . . . so let me get this straight . . .
Moses, according to books written hundreds of years ago by people dumber than the people of today, is a man who supposedly: changed a rod into a serpent inflicted and healed leprosy changed water into blood overran Egypt with frogs was largely responsible for the Red Sea being parted so he and his people could pass through more easily held up a rod of God that enabled the Israelites to defeat the Amalekites, cure Israelites of snake bites, make water suddenly appear by tapping a stone, etc. lived to 120 years old was buried by God Himself . . . and he might have been on drugs? No way. |
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First Time Caller
Join Date: Jun 2000
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Re: Israeli researcher says Moses was high on drugs
On the third, never before seen, tablet:
"Thou shalt not partake of the brown acid." "Bogart not that joint." "Thou shalt share the bong water with thy neighbor." "Thou shalt not party on the seventh day, unless there be a previously scheduled reggae concert."
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