http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/featur...?playerId=5876
"Matsui will miss four to five days after being diagnosed with a condition known as anal fissure, the Houston Chronicle reports."
So...wouldn't that be a fissure of a fissure?
A meta-fissure, even.
Last edited by 15fan; 03-11-2008 at 03:55 PM.
Better than "fisher," I guess.
I think this would have been an appropriate occasion for the Yankees to use the phrase "undisclosed ailment."
/r/reds
that almost as bad as Felix Pie's "twisted testicle".
Geez...couldn't they have just gone with "generalized soreness" ?
early detection is the key
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got home late, and as promised, Mrs. Matsui tore him a new one.
Post of the year.Originally Posted by princeton
Championships for MY teams in my lifetime:
Cincinnati Reds - 75, 76, 90
Chicago Blackhawks - 10, 13, 15
University of Kentucky - 78, 96, 98, 12
Chicago Bulls - 91, 92, 93, 96, 97, 98
“Everything that happens before Death is what counts.”
― Ray Bradbury, Something Wicked This Way Comes
If I could walk that way.....
Wow!
Stick to your guns.
Kaz Matsui, not Hideki Matsui. So it isn't the Yankees, it is the As[s]tros.
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"I think we’re starting to get to the point where people are starting to get tired of this stretch of ball,” Votto said. “I think something needs to start changing and start going in a different direction. I’m going to do my part to help make that change.”
Nothing fun about having an anal fissure I'm sure. It's something that can be quite serious if not taken care of also.
This is the time. The real Reds organization is back.
I bet he is the butt of alot of jokes.
I've been to dinner at Jimmy Buffet's house, and I've eaten it at a homeless shelter. And there's great joy and harrowing terror to be found in both places.
-Todd Snider
On the whole, I think that would be a terrible ailment.
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