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Old 03-12-2008, 05:14 PM   #1
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WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

Might be the best thing I've read in awhile.

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Old 03-12-2008, 05:25 PM   #2
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Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

I guess it must have been a 2 bathroom house. I cannot imagine what kind of dysfunction there must be to A) want to sit on a toilet for two years and B) allow a loved one to sit on a toilet for two years.

Somebody at that home is a crackpot.
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Old 03-12-2008, 05:43 PM   #3
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Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

After a couple of weeks, I think I would have just quietly moved out one night.



I was going to make a pun about women taking a long time in the bathroom...but thought better of it.
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Old 03-12-2008, 05:43 PM   #4
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Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

Wow. I love the internet. On topic, I bet she has a god-awful case of hemorrhoids.
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Old 03-12-2008, 05:46 PM   #5
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Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

I think the best line in the article was this:

"The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.
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Old 03-12-2008, 05:47 PM   #6
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Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

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Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
Well, I think I have the answer to that question. Atleast, I really hope I do...
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:04 PM   #7
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Her legs were atrophied, and yet they're still not sure if she is physically disabled.
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:36 PM   #8
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Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:44 PM   #9
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What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?
She probably could have done that faster than reading all of KronoRed's posts.
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Old 03-12-2008, 07:08 PM   #10
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Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:59 PM   #11
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I think the best line in the article was this:

"The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.
I dunno, Ness City might be a pretty happenin' place..I liked this quote:

“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said

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Old 03-12-2008, 09:39 PM   #12
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There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.
Yeah, she loved Metallica....sorry couldnt resist
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:09 PM   #13
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That's how we roll in the Kan-Zass!
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:51 AM   #14
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Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

Unbelievable! That's about all I can say about it.
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Old 03-13-2008, 10:46 AM   #15
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Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

That's a long time to wait for some TP. I'd probably have broken down and used the shower curtain after 3 or 4 months.
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