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Old 03-13-2008, 11:28 AM   #16
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Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years
CNN has a picture of the home where this took place. Any guesses? Not too hard to figure out.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/13/wom....ap/index.html
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Old 03-13-2008, 01:21 PM   #17
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Old 03-13-2008, 01:32 PM   #18
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I didn't catch that when I read it. This just keeps getting beter.
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:26 PM   #19
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Her husband could have gotten her to come out. These two things can make a person change their mind:

1) Lack of food.
2) Lack of a place to poop.

Since she had #2 covered...or since she had no problems with #2...or insert your own #2 joke here....why did Mr. Einstein keep bringing her food?
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She probably could have done that faster than reading all of KronoRed's posts.
There are some who claim Krono's hands are fused to his keyboard. :
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Old 03-13-2008, 07:59 PM   #22
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I thought for a moment that the thread was about my mother.

She doesn't read here, I will be safe. :
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Old 03-14-2008, 09:52 AM   #23
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There goes my record.
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:17 PM   #24
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Wait- don't you have teenagers? Print this article out and post it to your bathroom door for them to read.
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:43 PM   #26
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It's gonna take a lot of planning, and the best place for that is on da terlet.

Lets see.... to break her record I'd have to be on there till late summer of 2010. I could make it out just in time to watch the Reds vs Tampa Bay in the World Series :
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Wait- don't you have teenagers? Print this article out and post it to your bathroom door for them to read.
Put a TV and Xbox360 in there and it would be a cake walk for my oldest boy.
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Old 03-15-2008, 05:31 PM   #28
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At least she has a pot to piss in.
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